a reply to: sarra1833
I would pay off world debt, all of it, for every single nation and individual. Deficit issues would evaporate. I would buy up enough mercenaries that
I could organise an aid drop into North Korea to feed the many starving prisoners and labourers, without those aid packages being taken or destroyed
by NK military. I would also attempt to purchase all the major oil companies, then give nations back control over the oil reserves they have.
I would also place trillions of dollars into the accounts of forward thinking scientists working on ways to eliminate oil from the global energy
equation. I would buy up the entire Fox organisation, and install Seth McFarlane as its new top dog, so that there is always something hilarious on
the box, and I would buy every company which supplies the British government and it's many departments with office equipment and consumables, and
every company which owns property that the British government rents and uses, and I would adjust the tariff the government pays to conduct business,
from its currently obscenely high cost, and reduce it by hundreds of percent.
I would also buy up all the pharmaceutical companies of any significant size, globally, and dial down the cost that they charge patients and
governments for their drugs and equipment.
I would add up all the money that has ever been spent by NASA on space travel, research and development, and so on, then donate that amount to NASA
with the caveat that they may only use money from that donation to further light speed travel research with specific focus on warp bubble experiments
which are currently running at a very small scale, but need expanding on to give better data. I would then make the exact same sized donation to all
space agencies on the planet, with the same caveat.
I would purchase all the companies which have ever issued a DCMA notice to music sharers, and liquidate them, distributing their worth amongst the
artists they "represented". I would set up kitchens and halfway houses in inner city and suburban regions, to deal with homelessness in the
developed world, and also buy land and build vast buildings in the developing world, to house those displaced by poverty, war, and famine, and buy
vast reserves of food for them, not to mention setting up infrastructure to give them jobs, and the opportunity to find their own way, once their
wounds have healed, both mentally and physically.
I would also provide medical and psychological care to those who have suffered in those scenarios.
I would fund political campaigns which have working class folk at their helm, and pay for investigators and lawyers to ensure the powerful and greedy
amongst us, cannot hide their wrong doing and present an unrealistic, idealised view of themselves to those who might vote for them, or trust them
with vast amounts of money.
I would purchase huge amounts of newly desertified land, and pay for it to be re forested using techniques which have been successful in replenishing
dead lands in China, and in Yemen.
I would then purchase a beer, pop the top, and call the job done for the day.