Greetings from Down Under

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posted on Jun, 11 2014 @ 06:49 AM
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G'day everyone!

I'm pretty boring really - middle-age-ish mother, working, house, stable relationships, pagan, emergency services volunteer, keen interest in bush survival... That's pretty much it.

Hope everyone is having a great day/night/whateverthehell timezone and I look forward to reading through the site and indulging in some interesting conversation.




posted on Jun, 11 2014 @ 07:02 AM
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From out in the boonies .. welcome to ats .. happy hour starts at 1700 its b.y.o.b .. you will find some interesting info in the survival forum .. and remember dont play with the animals they may look cute ..
The others should be along shortly to welcome you to the asylum .. erm site .. enjoy your visit around here strange is the norm .. so grab a seat and a beer and enjoy ..

Gotta run my macaque just grabbed my beer again ..



posted on Jun, 11 2014 @ 07:04 AM
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a reply to: Renarien

Welcome to the show. There is lots to dig into if you enjoy survival talk. I figured you being from aussiland, would already know everything about survival. Any wild stories to tell? How big is your knife?

Hope you have fun, see you on the boards. Don't be afraid to speak up. No one else is. Haha.
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posted on Jun, 11 2014 @ 07:04 AM
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a reply to: Renarien

Welcome, it's nice to meet you!
Hope to see you around.


B x



posted on Jun, 11 2014 @ 07:08 AM
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a reply to: Woodcarver

Wild stories? Nah, not really, unless you count arguing with a goanna about who was going to have the cooking utensil it had a hold of as a wild story, lol. My camping trips can sometimes get a little... interesting.

And my knife is big enough!




posted on Jun, 11 2014 @ 07:11 AM
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a reply to: Renarien

Renarien, welcome to ATS enjoy your stay



posted on Jun, 11 2014 @ 07:16 AM
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a reply to: Renarien

G,day mate. welcome. take a pew and hold on. someone will be along soon with your ATS survival kit
a double insulated stealth equipped swiss pocket knife loaded tinfoil hat.
hope the weather is warmer up your way than down here.
now watch out for Bally's sausage sangers.
you'll need more than a field med kit to recover from those burnt offerings.lol
i see Expat has said g,day watch that bloke he'll skoff down all your beer. then his bloody macaque will heave the empties at you



posted on Jun, 11 2014 @ 07:25 AM
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a reply to: pronto
Shhhh.. mate youll scare em all away then there wont be any beer left ..
Trying get my macaque trained better .. at least now he started tossing empties at pictures of various politicians .. tho he'll probably get me bounced from a few more bars again with his antics next trip downriver ...
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posted on Jun, 11 2014 @ 07:31 AM
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a reply to: Renarien

Haha yea. Any time you find yourself arguing with a lizard, you know it's gotten out of hand. I hope you won. I'm sure you did. Big enough indeed.



posted on Jun, 11 2014 @ 07:36 AM
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a reply to: Expat888

G,day Pat. just a thought here. teach the little bugga to nik/liberate a few full ones whilst your being evicted er politely escorted outside
that may help your resupply probs.
and i do appreciate the effort and time spent teaching him/her to throw at pollies
did that to whitlam when he was prime minister
my shout. have a pint. oh bugga it have 2.



posted on Jun, 11 2014 @ 07:51 AM
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a reply to: Woodcarver

Only just! I'm not the largest person on the planet, and the bloody lizard was almost as long as me.


Hey Expat, ever thought of hiring a professional macaque trainer? You might get more beer to yourself that way!


Hi Pronto! I don't know about warmer here, we're heading for a low of about 4 again here tonight.

Thanks for the welcomes everyone! I'm feeling the love.



Beers all 'round!



posted on Jun, 11 2014 @ 04:05 PM
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a reply to: Renarien

Dammit! Pronto and Expat (macaque)beat me to the welcome.

Anyway...welcome and have a good time here. I'd send a sanger sandwich but its getting a bit green in the fridge.


Here, have a can of Heinze instead,

See you "round the traps"

Bally and beers.



posted on Jun, 11 2014 @ 04:13 PM
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a reply to: Renarien

You sound awesome.

Glad to have you around!



posted on Jun, 11 2014 @ 10:38 PM
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a reply to: Renarien
Had considered it .. but the little bugger is incorrigible .. on the plus side he is good at washing dishes and picking coconuts .. he'd probably drive the trainer to drink with his antics ..



posted on Jun, 11 2014 @ 10:43 PM
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a reply to: pronto
G'day pronto oh he does that but then refuses to give over his loot .. last time got thrown out in tokyo he had pinched a couple of the barmaids bums .. along with nicking a couple beers .. he's incorrigible .. though the crowd was laughing at his antics as we got shown the door ..



posted on Jun, 11 2014 @ 11:38 PM
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a reply to: Renarien
From Down Under... Welcome!
Hope you enjoy your stay...and many returns...



posted on Jun, 12 2014 @ 08:49 PM
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a reply to: Renarien

Welcome from just north of you.


Have a look around, there are quite a few of us from the same area here.

I see pronto and bally have already made an entrance, figures.


And of course expat, who even though isn't one of us, always reminds me a bit of TwoDads off Sea Patrol.

(Prolly coz of the monkey....)
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