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Package on my doorstep today. Should I open it?

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posted on Jun, 5 2014 @ 06:35 PM
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Whatever the case, that tube would make a really cute party invite.




posted on Jun, 5 2014 @ 06:53 PM
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a reply to: SonoftheSun

Don't feel bad... I often fail at it too. It's hard to get some things across in type.


And I agree.. It has been a most humorous thread. Even if it's completely empty, it was worth the fun had.



posted on Jun, 5 2014 @ 06:54 PM
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I'd say that the moral of this thread is:

Never suddenly disappear from a thread with a mysterious package, and leave bored conspiracy theorists to take over


It's been fun though!
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posted on Jun, 5 2014 @ 07:16 PM
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originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
a reply to: SonoftheSun

Don't feel bad... I often fail at it too. It's hard to get some things across in type.


And I agree.. It has been a most humorous thread. Even if it's completely empty, it was worth the fun had.



Don't believe anything the OP says. I remote viewed the contents of the tube....

It was the results of a paternity test, and a court summons....


Yep...it's been a fun thread. A much needed break from failed doom po-rn, and political bickering...

Des



posted on Jun, 5 2014 @ 07:25 PM
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a reply to: Destinyone

After much thought... I was thinking it might be a map to Jimmy Hoffa's body and the union came to take the OP away after Geraldo offered a large sum of money to film the attempt to dig the body up.

That or a free pair of draws from Victoria's Secret.

Both are better than failed doom porn.




edit on 6/5/2014 by Kangaruex4Ewe because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 5 2014 @ 09:04 PM
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Well, I guess it was a bomb after all.



posted on Jun, 5 2014 @ 09:23 PM
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a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Oh I'm not feeling too too bad. Now, I could say that we've been hanging on answers for two nights in a row but then I'd have to apologize again... so, on topic with possible answers...


Dan Brown called. He wants his codex back. If not, the code is "apple".



posted on Jun, 5 2014 @ 09:29 PM
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originally posted by: SonoftheSun
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Oh I'm not feeling too too bad. Now, I could say that we've been hanging on answers for two nights in a row but then I'd have to apologize again... so, on topic with possible answers...


Dan Brown called. He wants his codex back. If not, the code is "apple".



Apologizing once is enough. I concur. lol

Dan Brown could have called... OR

OP is a time traveler who happened to send himself a ransom notice from the future. When he pays himself, he will release himself from hostagism (made it up) and return with pics from the future with his past self.

Good Lord... I have confused myself.



posted on Jun, 5 2014 @ 09:38 PM
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a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

With the thread so abstracted, people's creative juices are flowing!

now for the anti-climax.





the call to action is a phone call... but leading to what! THAT's the question you have to ask....



posted on Jun, 5 2014 @ 09:40 PM
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a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

The flux capacitor I ordered from Amazon got delivered to the wrong address. Please drop it off in the restroom of the nearest McDonalds. I have to go back to make sure your parents meet.



posted on Jun, 5 2014 @ 09:40 PM
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a reply to: InverseLookingGlass

Bwahahahahahaha...you need to send the link to this thread to the car dealership!!!


Woo Hoo....

Des



posted on Jun, 5 2014 @ 09:45 PM
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originally posted by: Destinyone
a reply to: InverseLookingGlass

Bwahahahahahaha...you need to send the link to this thread to the car dealership!!!


Woo Hoo....

Des


Yeah, show them all the things that have happened to you in the past 24 hours because of this



posted on Jun, 5 2014 @ 09:48 PM
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a reply to: InverseLookingGlass

FINALLY!!! Woot!

Now all you have to do is call the number and record what it says so you can post it here. It's too early to stop now! You must follow the yellow cylinder all the way to the end.

BTW- Your house number reflected onto the sale paper. They know where you are and what you want.... J/k

You were an awesome sport while we were all goofing around.



posted on Jun, 5 2014 @ 09:50 PM
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a reply to: Destinyone

I think he should send it in too. Maybe they will laugh long enough to reward us all with a new car ala Oprah Winfrey.




originally posted by: skunkape23
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

The flux capacitor I ordered from Amazon got delivered to the wrong address. Please drop it off in the restroom of the nearest McDonalds. I have to go back to make sure your parents meet.


You must hurry... Their picture is fading fast!

My whole family lineage is up to you now. Wield your power nobley (it should be a word).
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posted on Jun, 5 2014 @ 09:51 PM
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originally posted by: InverseLookingGlass
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

With the thread so abstracted, people's creative juices are flowing!

now for the anti-climax.





the call to action is a phone call... but leading to what! THAT's the question you have to ask....


So did I win? Is it a magic key for the faulty Toyota Prius that missed the recall?
edit on 5-6-2014 by tinker9917 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 5 2014 @ 09:59 PM
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a reply to: InverseLookingGlass

Thanks for the LOL!
I have an idea for a screenplay based on this thread. What a bunch of characters!




posted on Jun, 6 2014 @ 05:17 AM
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originally posted by: Destinyone
a reply to: InverseLookingGlass

Bwahahahahahaha...you need to send the link to this thread to the car dealership!!!


Woo Hoo....

Des


Hahaha !! Or print all the comments, roll them up, put them back in the golden mystery tube and drop it into the dealership's mailbox... LOLOL !!!!!!

This thread's been a joy !!!



posted on Jun, 6 2014 @ 05:47 AM
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Disclaimer:
No oompa loompa's were harmed in the making of this thread.
Interactions between Miss Paris Hilton and oompa loompas may or may not be fictitious.
Alien anal probing, driving Toyota Prius and delivering explosives via postal services are not fully endorsed by ATS members, very often.
edit on 6-6-2014 by weirdguy because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 6 2014 @ 05:50 AM
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So have to open it.

Schrodinger and his cat can get screwed, MUST OPEN PACKAGE. END THIS NIGHTMARE. [thoughts after the first 20 seconds of seeing it]


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posted on Jun, 6 2014 @ 11:37 AM
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originally posted by: InverseLookingGlass
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

With the thread so abstracted, people's creative juices are flowing!

now for the anti-climax.





the call to action is a phone call... but leading to what! THAT's the question you have to ask....


NAILED IT!!

What do I win?




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