Package on my doorstep today. Should I open it?

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

I have a whole drawer of nylons and some silk ties with your name on it. Say the word....

Love rekindled!

And the word is not Teddy Ruxpin.

I think it's kinda hot not knowing the safe word.

Better? Or do I have to try harder?

A corset and some high heels wouldn't hurt...

Also glow in the dark alien masks make me wild. You have to shave you head though.

originally posted by: Domo1

Love rekindled!

Excellent. I hear it burns hotter the second go round.

I think it's kinda hot not knowing the safe word.

I think it's kind of hot not to have one at all.

A corset and some high heels wouldn't hurt...

Also glow in the dark alien masks make me wild. You have to shave you head though.

Done and done. I think I have some old Cocoon masks stashed away somewhere. They really *pop* around the eyes. I'll have to reward you handsomely for forgiving my thoughtless slip up.

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe
When something replays itself in your mind over and over, that is trauma. lol
Sweet dreams.

hmmm, the op is still missing? I'm starting to be very concerned for the oompa loompas.
I hope the op isn't getting all "Paris Hilton" on them, I heard she swallowed one whole you know.
There was even rumors of a secret tape but it's only available on Wonkavision.

a reply to: pronto

What pub you going to Pronts? I'll join you in an ice cold.

Bally.

If it has LexCorp written on it, then it's Kryptonite, sent to you in preparation for 2016, be ready!

Can't wait to see the contents.

a reply to: schuyler

It refers to an accompanying post card. What does the postcard say? You're giving us half the information here. The post Office cannot deliver mail without an address, which has to be on the postcard. It's obviously advertising sent to thousands of households. No need to make it into a conspiracy drama. - See more at: www.abovetopsecret.com...

After some searching I did find the post card. Still no ID of the sender. Looks like a timeshare offer. I'm still smashing it with blocks though.
BTW, This is chit chat not a conspiracy.

a reply to: SonoftheSun

So InverseLookingGlass ran to the dealership and left us hanging.....

I didn't have the time to finish the task last night. Will follow up this eve.

It's chit chat people. Interesting case of thread abstraction though.

originally posted by: Destinyone
OK I found in a few forums people posting about getting them. Here is one post and reply...


Bomb in mail?????!!!!!!!!!!!?
so today i got the mail and inside the mailbox was this gold mailing tube. On it it said: VIP GUEST time limited Open Fast. it said the sender is personal and is not giving out information. but we got a letter from Toyota Prius in the mail talking about it but on the letter sent by it said sender is personal. Should i trust to open it or what should i do????????????????? very scared!!!
Best Answer

magnumgirl answered 5 months ago

Just take everything to the Toyota dealer and show them. It's a gimmick to sell you a car.

Des

Good find. Thanks ATS!

originally posted by: InverseLookingGlass
a reply to: schuyler

It refers to an accompanying post card. What does the postcard say? You're giving us half the information here. The post Office cannot deliver mail without an address, which has to be on the postcard. It's obviously advertising sent to thousands of households. No need to make it into a conspiracy drama. - See more at: www.abovetopsecret.com...

After some searching I did find the post card. Still no ID of the sender. Looks like a timeshare offer. I'm still smashing it with blocks though.

I had some problems identifying that cat in your avatar. Now I know what it is ... a scaredy cat!

a reply to: InverseLookingGlass

Certainly no one would dream of harming a VIP Guest.

It's a direct marketing thing - might be a fake car key and a note that it might fit the ignition of a brand new car down at your local Ford dealer. All you have to do is come down and try it. And get the hard sell from the fat guy with the tie that is too short, of course.

Where is InverseLookingGlass ?

Whatever was in that package, must be keeping ILG busy.

ILG should come back and share the fun.

Come on, sharing is caring.

The suspense....I guess my Thursday nights are not what they used to be.

Back track the tracking number, duh! Lol I'd probably not open it. Ok I would and be disappointed when it's anthrax.

SCAM SCAM SCAM.....

there will be a key inside with a pull strip....

claims you won a car and to phone a number...

Proof...
www.whycall.me...

my guess op phoned got scammed and is afraid to admit they were silly...
NO ONE takes this long to smash open a bleedin tube jeez

Ha! I can not believe this thread is still going strong!

I looked for pics... there are none yet.

Forward it to me. I'll open it. I have a bomb proof pouch.

Ok been following this thread since lastnight when i saw it lol a Monty Python quote comes quickly to mind

Get on with it!

I'd throw the youtube clip up here but I'm at work lol just open it already lol

i am bored now just open the thing

originally posted by: InverseLookingGlass
a reply to: SonoftheSun

So InverseLookingGlass ran to the dealership and left us hanging.....

I didn't have the time to finish the task last night. Will follow up this eve.

It's chit chat people. Interesting case of thread abstraction though.

Sorry if my post bothered you, InverseLookingGlass, it was meant to be humorous but I sometimes fail at it.

It's been a real fun thread !!