Package on my doorstep today. Should I open it?

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
a reply to: VoidHawk

Somebody is soooo going rat you out for that. I am literally lol.

LOL I think most people missed it

a reply to: Meldionne1

Toyota dealership.

a reply to: VoidHawk

Thank God! Now I can sleep tonight....

I really needed some laughs tonight What does that say about me, that I keep posting in this thread.

Des

originally posted by: Meldionne1
Where did OP go? ...

He's either out test driving a faulty Toyota Prius with the magic key, or he's dead from the plague in the test tube. Or, looking for bandaids to take care of his little nubs. Or, testing out his free sample. LoL

a reply to: tinker9917

This is my new favorite thread... lol.

Just goes to show you how easily entertained we humans can be! :-p

originally posted by: Destinyone
a reply to: VoidHawk

Thank God! Now I can sleep tonight....

I really needed some laughs tonight What does that say about me, that I keep posting in this thread.

Des

At least you aren't alone in this insanity. Many others have joined us in the madness.

I bet InverseLookingGlass is following the advice of Bert the Turtle:

We will all wake up in the morning to find a 300 page thread demanding pics and speculating about the contents of an unknown package received by an unknown poster on a conspiracy website.

And we will all read every page of it.

We're all sick individuals. And by we... I mean all of you.

a reply to: InverseLookingGlass

originally posted by: InverseLookingGlass
Since I can't determine the sender, I'm taking my time. It's only about 60-70g. There's something loose in there, possibly cylindrical.

would you open that?

oompa loompa's are gonna get you if you open that! You may think that I am joking, but I am not. People think getting probed by aliens is bad, just you wait and see.

Call the bomb squad. Film it. It would be hilarious if it turned out to be a sex toy you ordered while on Ambien.

OP mash your face on the keyboard if you're OK

frtghyu8765trf

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Super, mega, atomic absorption judging from the container. I call dibs... Just saying.

And like that my longtime internet crush fizzled out.

Redeem yourself!

originally posted by: Domo1
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

Super, mega, atomic absorption judging from the container. I call dibs... Just saying.

And like that my longtime internet crush fizzled out.

Redeem yourself!

NOOOOOOO!!!!

I have a whole drawer of nylons and some silk ties with your name on it. Say the word....

And the word is not Teddy Ruxpin.



Better? Or do I have to try harder?

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe

At least you aren't alone in this insanity. Many others have joined us in the madness.

For this treasure
you will not seek,
with smallest measure
the desire to peek

Time to guess
and wonder by golly
impatience is stress
but you will be jolly

Best things in life
are free of strings
without the strife
never are they things

I wish you the best
In this box you ask?
the all night quest
to quess is the task

This little present
ever the enforcer
it's time we sent
this xmas torture

Thoughts that fly
on the wings of dove
across bright blue sky
this gift is family love.


Ok so it's midnight I am bored working on this website I needed a break, and it was fun watching the "two yutes" torture yourselves wondering what's in the tube. Plus I am trying to make up for some rude post I made the other day. Not to either of you, but some young knuckleheads with no clue on life. Little scale balancing.

Besides I'm not adverse to hitting on the hot chicks.

Better open it quickly, those crescent rolls need to be refrigerated or they will go bad.

a reply to: MarlinGrace

Nice!

It's always good to take a break and giggle a little.

I guess nobody will ever know what's in the box now. Maybe it was ether... it would explain a lot.

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
I keep refreshing waiting for pics like I'm bidding on ebay or something. What does that say about my life?

OP - If it says to be sure to drink your ovaltine you can do that after you post pics.

You can skip the pics if it blew a finger off or something though.

Haha, I wish I could give you more than one star for this one!

oompa loompa doom pa dee doo
I have a perfect puzzle for you
oompa loompa doom pa dee dee
if you are wise you will listen to me

what is in a tube, wrapped in golden foil?
making you think hard, your mind starts to boil
where's the OP? Aliens are enough,
or perhaps he blew his fingers off

oompa loompa doom pa dee doo
I have another puzzle for you
oompa loompa doom pa dee dee
if you are wise you will listen to me

what's wrapped in foil, in the shape of a tube?
making you think hard, like a probe with no lube
where's the OP? there is nothing to fear
simply have another beer....

a reply to: weirdguy

Damn your eyes for making me hear Oompa Loompas in my head. It will take me days to quit singing that song now.