Package on my doorstep today. Should I open it?

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

I'm starting to think InverseLookingGlass no longer has fingers to type with.

Come on Inverse, are you messing with us?

Nnnnoooooo ... BOOM !!!

Told you not to open it ..

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
Why is it taking so long???

I can see they sent it to the wrong person LOL

Every con artist in the world is now putting something in the post for Kanga


OPEN IT!

a reply to: VoidHawk

I'd open it too. I got an ashtray in the mail one time from Marlboro years ago... For free. Ever since that day I have been hoping someone would up the ante to something like free jewelry. Hasn't happened yet though.

I was still waiting for Ed McMahon to knock on my door for a few years after he died... I'm a sucker for free. Even if it's crap.

originally posted by: TheLieWeLive
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

I'm starting to think InverseLookingGlass no longer has fingers to type with.

Come on Inverse, are you messing with us?

Nope...I think they won 10 bajillion dollars. Now they don't want to tell us....

Des

a reply to: InverseLookingGlass

If it says, "From beezzer", (I'd call the bomb squad)

LOLZ

originally posted by: TheLieWeLive
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

I'm starting to think InverseLookingGlass no longer has fingers to type with.

Come on Inverse, are you messing with us?

I think he's messing with us, or he/she was actually really afraid to open it. Might be sitting there with oven mitts, tweezers, and safety goggles still trying to pry it open with one eye shut whilst we type.



He could at least have the decency to type with nubs instead of letting us just wait.

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

What IF....the OP is actually a marketing employee, testing our reaction to his new big idea....

I say if true...it sucks! Unless we can see what's inside...it sucks...

Des

originally posted by: Destinyone
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

What IF....the OP is actually a marketing employee, testing our reaction to his new big idea....

Des

And what IF he got paid every time one of us posted or refreshed this thread??

Damned genius. I'm pissed now... That's got to be on par with orangeglo and the sham wow.

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

This could make a cheesy horror story. InverseLookingGlass never comes back and then another one of us receives the golden cylinder. That member also disappears off line, one after another, until one day it shows up on your doorstep.

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

No pic...I'm taking my flag back....unless he really did blow his fingers off...then I'll put the flag back....

Sounds fair....right?

Des

originally posted by: TheLieWeLive
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

This could make a cheesy horror story. InverseLookingGlass never comes back and then another one of us receives the golden cylinder. That member also disappears off line, one after other, until one day it shows up on your doorstep.

And they already know that I can not resist opening it. WTH?

I hope I at least get mine next to save me from having to wait in misery.

originally posted by: TheLieWeLive
a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

This could make a cheesy horror story. InverseLookingGlass never comes back and then another one of us receives the golden cylinder. That member also disappears off line, one after other, until one day it shows up on your doorstep.

That is Creepy Pasta material...WRITE IT!!!!

ETA: Creepy Pasta writers website to submit stories www.creepypasta.com...

Des

originally posted by: Antipathy17
Get to sacrificing yourself and open it! The anticipation is killing me.

I really and truly don't like this choice of words....

a reply to: Destinyone

I think it sounds more than fair. I'm not sure I would even give it back then. I would have to at least see how long it took for 911 to respond and fix him up. If there's a huge gap in there... then no. No flag is deserved.

He's probably busy jumping up and down and screaming for joy over finally receiving his winning lotto ticket from Nigeria worth 20 million dollars

I say it is safe to open as long as no ticking noises are coming from it.

It's been over an hour. Even if there were some nice, interesting pics in there he should have still been back at least 61 minutes ago.... and that's being generous.

a reply to: Kangaruex4Ewe

I'm going back to the OP...upload his pics to google image finder, try to find it online, see If I can find a pic of what's inside for us...


Des