posted on Jun, 4 2014 @ 07:33 PM
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I’m in a cabinet meeting.
It’s true hard work never killed anyone, but I figure, why take the chance?
I’m not smart enough to lie.
Facts are stupid things – stubborn things, I should say.
It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.
America’s best days lie ahead. You ain’t seen nothing yet
America is too great for small dreams
Double, no triple, our troubles and we’d still be better off than any other people on earth.
The deficit is big enough to take care of itself.
Some of those quotes I just like from him, some he did eat and others at this point would have him role in his grave if he could see the current mess.