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Why did you come to ATS... What's your age... I dare you?

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posted on May, 30 2014 @ 10:03 AM
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Why people who like conspiracy are usually elderly?


You are only as old as you feel


Kindest respects

Rodinus




posted on May, 30 2014 @ 10:16 AM
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originally posted by: Rodinus


Why people who like conspiracy are usually elderly?


You are only as old as you feel


Kindest respects

Rodinus


Elderly?
ROFLMAO

*spits false teeth out*.......*uses cane to retrieve them*

Hey Rod, is it pudding night tonight?
"Nurse!!!"
"I want my pudding!!!"

jacy



posted on May, 30 2014 @ 10:23 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: Rodinus


Why people who like conspiracy are usually elderly?


You are only as old as you feel


Kindest respects

Rodinus


Elderly?
ROFLMAO

*spits false teeth out*.......*uses cane to retrieve them*

Hey Rod, is it pudding night tonight?
"Nurse!!!"
"I want my pudding!!!"

jacy


Only if it is rice pudding... I am afraid I have forgotten where I put my dentures too... tertiary stage of Alzheimers I think... or was it mumps???

Would you like to borrow my zimmer frame Jacy?

Now... please let me get back to my knitting and muttering away in a corner...

Kindest respects

Rodinus
edit on 30/5/14 by Rodinus because: Mumps added



posted on May, 30 2014 @ 10:29 AM
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originally posted by: Rodinus

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: Rodinus


Why people who like conspiracy are usually elderly?


You are only as old as you feel


Kindest respects

Rodinus


Elderly?
ROFLMAO

*spits false teeth out*.......*uses cane to retrieve them*

Hey Rod, is it pudding night tonight?
"Nurse!!!"
"I want my pudding!!!"

jacy


Only if it is rice pudding... I am afraid I have forgotten where I put my dentures?

Would you like to borrow my zimmer frame Jacy?

Kindest respects

Rodinus


Erm...I would, but then I couldn't hold the back of my hospital gown together. Wouldn't want anyone getting a glimpse of my elderly arse, hehe....

By the way, no rice pudding for you. It binds you up, remember?

jacy



posted on May, 30 2014 @ 10:32 AM
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Erm...I would, but then I couldn't hold the back of my hospital gown together. Wouldn't want anyone getting a glimpse of my elderly arse, hehe....

By the way, no rice pudding for you. It binds you up, remember?

jacy


And I was looking forward to my rice pudding... now you have definately put me off... somehow and old crinkly blackened prune comes to mind...

Oh crikey yes... rice pudding plays havoc with the old back passage... Ho hum... then pea soup it is tonight... again...

Good thing about it though is that the colostomy bag keeps you warm during the winter months... especially if you have eaten a curry... *coughs*

Right... back on topic before this degenerates huh?

Kindest respects

Rodinus
edit on 30/5/14 by Rodinus because: Colostomy bag added



posted on May, 30 2014 @ 10:33 AM
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Not too sure why I joined this site, I guess because I saw a few things that were interesting, kind of never left since.

I'm 27



posted on May, 30 2014 @ 10:37 AM
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originally posted by: eXia7
Not too sure why I joined this site, I guess because I saw a few things that were interesting, kind of never left since.

I'm 27


Hiya eXia7!
(Someone will be happy that you're not ELDERLY like some of us, hehe)

C'mon, admit it. You're just here to steal our pudding, aren't you?
(If you haven't been following the thread, then you will just think I'm crazy...but that's okay too!)

I really just joined because I heard "the cake is a lie"...and I can't wrap my head around that.
How can cake be a lie?
So many conspiracies....so little time left.....

jacy



posted on May, 30 2014 @ 10:38 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: eXia7
Not too sure why I joined this site, I guess because I saw a few things that were interesting, kind of never left since.

I'm 27


Hiya eXia7!
(Someone will be happy that you're not ELDERLY like some of us, hehe)

C'mon, admit it. You're just here to steal our pudding, aren't you?
(If you haven't been following the thread, then you will just think I'm crazy...but that's okay too!)

I really just joined because I heard "the cake is a lie"...and I can't wrap my head around that.
How can cake be a lie?
So many conspiracies....so little time left.....

jacy


The cake really isn't a lie, I've seen one in person, they do exist. Some may not believe me, but I don't care, they are just trolls, and I know what I saw.



posted on May, 30 2014 @ 10:43 AM
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originally posted by: eXia7

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: eXia7
Not too sure why I joined this site, I guess because I saw a few things that were interesting, kind of never left since.

I'm 27


Hiya eXia7!
(Someone will be happy that you're not ELDERLY like some of us, hehe)

C'mon, admit it. You're just here to steal our pudding, aren't you?
(If you haven't been following the thread, then you will just think I'm crazy...but that's okay too!)

I really just joined because I heard "the cake is a lie"...and I can't wrap my head around that.
How can cake be a lie?
So many conspiracies....so little time left.....

jacy


The cake really isn't a lie, I've seen one in person, they do exist. Some may not believe me, but I don't care, they are just trolls, and I know what I saw.


You know the drill, pics or it didn't happen!

I see cakes too. (said like, "I see dead people.")
I saw one disappear too.
Then I felt a fullness in my stomach area.
I blame aliens.

jacy



posted on May, 30 2014 @ 10:47 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: eXia7

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: eXia7
Not too sure why I joined this site, I guess because I saw a few things that were interesting, kind of never left since.

I'm 27


Hiya eXia7!
(Someone will be happy that you're not ELDERLY like some of us, hehe)

C'mon, admit it. You're just here to steal our pudding, aren't you?
(If you haven't been following the thread, then you will just think I'm crazy...but that's okay too!)

I really just joined because I heard "the cake is a lie"...and I can't wrap my head around that.
How can cake be a lie?
So many conspiracies....so little time left.....

jacy


The cake really isn't a lie, I've seen one in person, they do exist. Some may not believe me, but I don't care, they are just trolls, and I know what I saw.


You know the drill, pics or it didn't happen!

I see cakes too. (said like, "I see dead people.")
I saw one disappear too.
Then I felt a fullness in my stomach area.
I blame aliens.

jacy


I'd show pics, but it'll get the usual dismissal as a chinese lantern, swamp gas, or photochopped.



posted on May, 30 2014 @ 10:49 AM
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originally posted by: eXia7

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: eXia7

originally posted by: jacygirl

originally posted by: eXia7
Not too sure why I joined this site, I guess because I saw a few things that were interesting, kind of never left since.

I'm 27


Hiya eXia7!
(Someone will be happy that you're not ELDERLY like some of us, hehe)

C'mon, admit it. You're just here to steal our pudding, aren't you?
(If you haven't been following the thread, then you will just think I'm crazy...but that's okay too!)

I really just joined because I heard "the cake is a lie"...and I can't wrap my head around that.
How can cake be a lie?
So many conspiracies....so little time left.....

jacy


The cake really isn't a lie, I've seen one in person, they do exist. Some may not believe me, but I don't care, they are just trolls, and I know what I saw.


You know the drill, pics or it didn't happen!

I see cakes too. (said like, "I see dead people.")
I saw one disappear too.
Then I felt a fullness in my stomach area.
I blame aliens.

jacy


I'd show pics, but it'll get the usual dismissal as a chinese lantern, swamp gas, or photochopped.


ahhh...hahahaha...

Speaking of 'swamp gas'....stay away from Rodinus. He's having the pea soup again, and good grief it's bringing tears to my eyes!

jacy



posted on May, 30 2014 @ 10:52 AM
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I'd show pics, but it'll get the usual dismissal as a chinese lantern, swamp gas, or photochopped.


Complete and utter poodlepoop and poppycock.. it was a panda riding on a pink gerbil dressed in a tutu...

Darned Alzheimers...

Kindest respects

Brad.. erm... Rodinus
edit on 30/5/14 by Rodinus because: Gerbil added



posted on May, 30 2014 @ 11:03 AM
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a reply to: Rodinus

I demand equality in this place!
I want to know what meds your getting, cuz I never see pink gerbils.

There is however a ferret who steals my cheerios....I mean applesauce.

Anyways, it's almost time for my sponge bath. I hope it's that cute young orderly. He's got to be at least 70, but I swear he doesn't look a day older than 68.
Nurse just came in.
"WHAT??"
Oh, apparently he's not an orderly...he's from the psyche ward.

Oh well, dude knows how to work a sponge.


I just noticed that you're BRAD again. Can I be Janet? I love it when we do the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
"Let's do the time warp again!"

jacy
edit on 30-5-2014 by jacygirl because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 30 2014 @ 11:11 AM
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Another reason I come to this site is because I thought I was weird.
But you people make me look sooo normal.



posted on May, 30 2014 @ 11:17 AM
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

yeeeah .. i'm not comfortable putting my age on any website .. even this one..

something about social engineering maybe .. ???




posted on May, 30 2014 @ 11:23 AM
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a reply to: Rodinus

I became a member of ATS after retiring from the military. Though I was a lurker for years and loved and still do many of the forums. I knew that I would end up getting sucked into many a political debate so refrained from joining until my stint was over. Since Servicemembers are supposed to be apolitical by Regulation. I waited a whole two weeks! LOL

I retired on April's Fools Day and still wonder if the joke is on me or them.





posted on May, 30 2014 @ 11:24 AM
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originally posted by: Komodo
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

yeeeah .. i'm not comfortable putting my age on any website .. even this one..

something about social engineering maybe .. ???



ok, we'll guess than, ummmm
I'd say you were born in the early 1950's and by the late 1960's you were a hippy.
How are my psychic powers doing?



posted on May, 30 2014 @ 11:29 AM
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a reply to: TDawgRex

Well I happen to know that YOU are a good boy!
*hugs the Dawg*

The only reason I don't like advertising my age, is because it doesn't DEFINE me.
It's just a number that outlines how long I've been alive...it says nothing about who I am.

weirdguy....You can be normal if you want...but I prefer to be weird.


jacy



posted on May, 30 2014 @ 11:30 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl

You know the drill, pics or it didn't happen!

jacy


I seem to remember a pic of you waiting for the school bus...

Just sayin'. (Aren't I mean!?)


Send me a apple pie or I'll post it!



posted on May, 30 2014 @ 11:32 AM
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a reply to: TDawgRex

I made a 3-cheese meat pie last night, will that do?

Don't you DARE show anyone that pic! That was back when I was troubled...used to lick the window pane and bang my head against the floor.
I'm fine now, honest.

*lick*
Old habits die hard.

jacy



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