a reply to: beezzer
These attacks will not be tolerated.
We must mobilize our forces immediately.
Good people, who have travelled from
villages near and far
...lend me your ears
(gets pelted with left ears)
Men like Prince John and Rottingham must be stopped!
Stopped from taxing us into poverty!
Stopped from taking what is ours!
If we stand up to them all together as one, we can win the day!
We shall go on to the end.
We shall not flag or fail.
We shall fight on the seas and ocean. We shall defend our isle,
whatever the cost may be. We shall never surrender.
Then they shall say of us.
" Never have so many owed so much to so few."
Wait what were we talking about?
Oh yeah, Bacon
Here is all we need to know to realize Bacon is the light and the way. An woe unto he who tries to stand between us.
We have all known this on some level our entire lives, be it subconsciously, metaphysically, metaphorically, philosophically, instinctively or any
other idea with an "ly" at the end.
And now it is mathematically proven. Mmmm Bacon!
...Take, for instance, the question of bacon. Everything is always better with bacon, right? But if so, how much?
And are any foods actually worse with bacon?
We calculated the answer, following a simple methodology that made the most of the 906,539 ratings on foodnetwork.com. First, we searched out all the
recipes that fit a certain description...
( obligatory eye candy. )
Of all the foods we analyzed, bacon lends the most improvement to sandwiches. Many other foods also benefitted. In fact, we found that when
you crunch the data for all recipes, those with bacon do in fact rate higher.
Well folks, there you have it.
And here are some happy bacony sources for your enjoyment:
BACON!!! ATS Chat And The Cult of BACON!
Chuck Norris Beard, Bacon, Six Degrees, Mayans, Science, End Times, NWO
Sir Francis Bacon was the author of Shakespeare
Hefficide ....and all bacon lovers... bad Bacon news
Scientists grow bacon from stem cells!
Bacon appreciation thread
Kevin Bacon Game
The Evolutionary Apex of Culinary Excellence, Now with Bacon!
edit on 24-5-2014 by watchitburn because: (no reason given)
edit on 24-5-2014 by watchitburn because: (no reason