This is just an electric toy and some smoke that looks like stuff.
I mean, this is an 'animal grazing'
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But its not, its nothing, its just some smoke, and smoke tends to look like stuff.
And this, what the heck, this is a toy with some rocks glued to it or something
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I've acutally seen these before, I don't think that there was a 'vortex' machine originally tho, he, or whoever, was just saying that they had
found a vortex near a bridge in new jersey.
This is just funny, the guy is saying that an interdimensional vortex creature is eating the chocolate in the guys backpack
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