posted on May, 23 2014 @ 07:30 PM
June 13th, 2069; Austin, TX-At the fourth annual bio-chip summit, PregTech CEO Richard Johnson made a surprise announcement that was waved on
PregTech.med about the hyper-successful companies' future product, PregTech 2.0.
After insertion into each ovary, bio-chip maker PregTech allows females to sync into their PregTech.med account to activate or deactivate
fertilization. After the account status is modded, it takes no more then 72 hours to take effect. This has dino-teched all other forms of out-dated
birth control processees from the highly unreliable "pill" to the even less reliable assorted patches and implants.
The med-com has enjoyed great financial success from it's single product released only three years ago.
At this year's bio-chip summit, jaws dropped when Mr. Johnson announced 2.0's expected release year and upgraded capability.
If all goes as planned, parents and legal custodians will receive MeSyncs on compatible MePhones, the ever popular 1" cube phone that unfolds into a
2" by 3" flat screen.
The MeSyncs will advise of any sexual arousals manufactured by the under aged female wearer. Target ages will be 11-21 unless federal law changes the
maximum age of a minor again.
Sexual Rights attorneys are expected to file reaction suits next Monday on behalf of all underage American teenagers. Anti-Tech radicals are also
expected to announced protests dates against PregTech on the same day.
Said one 20 year old minor female radical from Rhode Island, "We are going to mess with Texas." She asked not to be identified.
In a rare show of unity, both the Bureau of Land Management and the Texas Militias United promised to enforce the peace if radical Anti-Techs get out
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