Favorite Movie Quotes. If you love em, post em

the crow:"mother is the name of God, on the lips and hearts of all children"

pulp fiction:"there was one of those glass greenhouses below..nigga fell through that"

apocalypse now:"i love the smell of napalm in the morning"

scarface:"say hello to my little friend!"

as good as it gets:"dont bother tryin to sell crazy here ...were all stocked up"

blade runner:"time.......to die"[doves flies from batty's hands up into rainy night sky]

the matrix:"whoa..i know kung fu"

goodfellas:"im funny how? do i amuse you?...am i like a clown to you?"

goldfinger:"do you expect me to talk?"..."no mr.bond..i expect you to die!"

the godfather:"im gonna make you an offer, you cant refuse"

jackie brown:"the ak-47..the one gun to have when everyone in the room must die"

dangerous liasons:"viscount...your handling of this matter has become a veritable catalogue of ineptitude"

silence of the lambs:" quid pro quo agent starling"

a clockwork orange:" time for a bit of the old...ultra violence?"

a few good men:" the truth?...you cant handle the truth!"

american beauty-"Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day, it's all downhill from here"
-j; )

Dogma - "So, that would make Bethany...part black?" - Jay

Battle Royale - 'Cookies sure we good'

Napoleon Dynamite - 'Gangs want me because I'm good with the Bo-Staff'

Gummo - 'F_ Rabbits! They always like to S_ on them selves!'

Donnie Darko - 'Why are you wearing that stupid human costume?'

[Edited on 11/30/2004 by Simulacra]

Hmmm...

Aliens - "Game over man, game over."

Silverado - "I think there's only a couple of guys up there and this arsehole's one of 'em."

Untouchables - "you're nothing but a badge and gun." or "so endeth the lesson."

Planes, Trains and Autos - The "wipe the f'ing smile from your f'ing smiling face..."

Airplane - "jimmy have you ever seen a grown man naked."

Just a few of my favorites.

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TESB - "Apology accepted, Captain Needa"

The Blues Brothers:

"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Hit it."

Aliens: "Hey Vasquez, anybody ever mistake you for a man?"

"No. That ever happen to you?"

The Big Lebowski:

Porn star on video "I'm here to fix deine cable."

Maud Lebowski: "You can imagine where it goes from here."

The Dude: "He fixes the cable?"

O Brother, Where Art Thou?:

"Im not here to cut a record you stupid cracker!"

Oh, and my favourite movie quote of all time.

The Kentucky Fried Movie:

"NIGGERS!"

although this one really needs the context to be understood.


edit: well let's say it's a word that refers to African-Americans.

Again, I stress context.

[Edited on 30-11-2004 by HowlrunnerIV]

Airplane! - "Excuse me, I speak Jive..." (played by Barbara Billingsley, the Beaver's mom )

Blazing Saddles - "Excuse me while I whip this out!" (The Sheriff)

Blazing Saddles - "You use your tongue prettier than a 20 dollar whore" (As remarked by Hedley's lackey (Slim Pickens) when commenting on Hedley's mastery of English)

The World is Not Enough - "I thought Christmas only came once a year..." (Bond, to Christmas Snow, played by Denise Richards)

From Dusk Till Dawn - "Would you like to eat my ?" (insert female body part) (Said by Juliette Lewis, as heard in Tarantino's head)

Star Wars - "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force" (Darth Vader)

And of course, my signature....

"You just got knocked the f--k out!" -Friday

i don't remember many quotes, but...

Hutch: [ducking] That ain't a kid, it's a tiny little man... And he's got knives! Goddamn!

...that had me laughing for about 10 minutes afterwards.

EDIT: goshdarned = G.o.d.d.a.m.n.! ... wtf with the censorship?

[edit on 2/12/04 by BLUELol]

"The Unforgiven"

-I guess he had it comin'"
-We all got it comin' kid"

and

-I don't deserve to die like this
-Deserves got nothin' to do with it.


"Shrek 2"

-I'm a real boy! I'm a reeeeal boy!......Ooooooooooooh.

Don't think, FEEL! It's like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you'll miss all the heavenly glory" Bruce Lee, Enter The Dragon.

"Closest I can figure it the year is 1300 AD and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this. I had a real life... once." Ash, Army of Darkness

"We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold." Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in LasVegas.

"You better take care of me, Lord. If you don't you're gonna have me on your hands." Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in LasVegas.

"[Watching Dr. Gonzo leave.] There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in LasVegas.




[edit on 12/2/2004 by DiabolusFireDragon]

Some of my favs:

Annie Hall
"There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says: "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such ... small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life."

The Meaning of Life
"So it's lots of happy pills for you, and you can find out all about the birth when you get home. It's available on Betamax, VHS and Super 8."

"Today we're going to do marching up and down the square. That is unless any of you got anything better to do? Well, anyone got anything they'd rather be doing than marching up and down the square?"

Brazil
"Bloody typical, they've gone back to metric without telling us"

Fargo
"We stop at Pancakes Hause."

"No. Like I say, he was funny-looking. More'n most people even."

The Seven Year Itch
Can;t find the script online...But I love that scene when he's mixing the huge martini for Marilyn....She says something so typically naive and sultry of her - lol - classic movie!

Dr. Strangelove
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

What's up, Tiger Lily
Can't find this script either...but then again...what does it matter?! The whole script is hilarious! It's not even the original script - Woody Allen dubbed a totallly different story over the original film which was shot in Japan....You'll laugh...You'll cry....You'll be wanting an egg salad sandwich!

[edit on 12/2/2004 by EnronOutrunHomerun]

Here's a few more to be going on with ...

I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, I am the master.
Star Wars

Hudson: Is this going to be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?
Gorman: All we know that is there still is no contact with the colony, and that a xenomorph may be involved.
Frost: Excuse me sir, a what?
Gorman: A xenomorph.
Hicks: It's a bughunt.
Aliens

The Power of Christ Compels You.
The Exorcist

Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Dracula - 1931

No, the new world is too far. Too big. Too primitive. No, no, my place is here...corrupting the young.
Plunkett & Macleane

In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God"
Braveheart

The lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fooked
Braveheart

[edit on 2-12-2004 by Pisky]

"Let me 'splain...no, there is too much, lemme sum up" (Innigo-Princess Bride)

"Hello! My name is Innigo Mantoya! You killed my father....prepare to die!" (same)

"You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest.....with a herring!" (Knights who say Nee!-MP Holy Grail)

"I soiled my armor I was so scared!" (the "brave" Sir Robin-same)

"It's just a flesh wound!"(the Black Knight-same)

"There is no try...only do..." (Yoda-Return of the Jedi)

"Hoocheematta...Solo!" (Jabba the Hutt-same)

"Chun, you're incredible!" (Remo-Remo Williams)
"No....I am better than that..." (Chun-same)

"Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied." (Commando)

"Oh no, stop, help, police..." (Willy Wonka)

"Daniel-san...no side-side....up-down" (Mr. Miyagi-Karate Kid)

Forest Gump: "Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get."

I have so many but here are just a few of my favorites



Donnie Dark- "Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?"- Frank

Star Wars- "Use the Force"

Pulp Fiction: "Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face."- Vincet,
"Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? "- Vincent

Reservoir Dogs- "Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle! "- Mr.Pink

From Dusk Till Dawn- "I may be a bastard, but I'm not a #ing bastard."- Seth

Apocalypse Now- "The horror....the horror"- Kurtz

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving."- Kurtz

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly- "There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting."- Tuco

Predator- "Your one ugly mother******"- Dutch

A Clockwork Orange- "What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence"- Alex

Indiana Jones- "Its not the years honey, its the mileage"- Indy

Scarface- "Say hello to my little friend"- Tony Montana

Army of Darkness- "See this? This is my boom stick!"- Ash
"Hail to the king baby"- Ash
"Shop smart shop Ss-Mart"- Ash

[edit on 12-3-2004 by JediMaster]

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun". Ash, Army of Darkness

"Hey, bird! You see a little Hare Krishna midget in the tree, floatin' ?", Chanlor Jerrod (sp?) The Golden Child

"You talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me!?". Travis, Taxi Driver

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity", Bullet Tooth Tony, Snatch

"You musta thought it was white-boy day."
- Gary Oldman, True Romance

"Welcome to the party, pal!"
- Bruce Willis, Die Hard

"Well, when you steal $600 dollars you can't just disappear. But when you steal 600 million they will find you. Unless they think you're already dead."
- Alan Rickman, Die Hard

"Its been a long time, general."
- Arnold Scwarznegger, Predator

"You know what F***-Face? You just f***ed yourself."
- Al Pacino, Scarface

"Say hello to my little friend!"
- Al Pacino, Scarface

"Ok Sosa, you wanna f*** with me?"
- Al Pacino, Scarface

"You know what man? You should listen to your wife. You are an a**hole man."
- Steven Bauer, Scarface

"Who? Who? What are you, a f***ing owl?"
- Al Pacino, Heat

"I never said do what I do, I said do what I say."
- George Clooney, From Dusk Till Dawn

"I'll torture you so long, you'll think it's a career!"
- Richard E Grant, Hudson Hawk

"Thanks a lot you s***-brained, f***-faced, ball-breaking, duck-f***ing pain in the a**."
- Sylvester Stallone, Demolition Man

"What can I say, I'm a blast from the past?"
- Wesley Snipes, Demolition Man

"I'm not f***ing interested! If you don't wanna be counting the fingers that you haven't got, or sharing a bed with the Antichrist, I want those guns! Quick!"
- Lenny MacLean, Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels

"Well I'm a mushroom-cloud layin' mother-f***er, mother-f***er! I'm the guns of the Navarone. Everytime my fingers touch brain, I'm supa-fly TNT!"
- Samuel L Jackson, Pulp Fiction

[edit on 12-12-2004 by Daystar]

Bill Murray/Caddyshack : "It's a cross between Northern California sensamilia and Ketucky bluegrass. Good thing about it is, you can play 18 holes on it and then just get stoned to the bejesus!!"

From the movie Aladdin (disney version)

"you were born a street rat, you will die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you"

then

"fresh fish! I catch em, you buy em!" (it's the way he says it) same movie...