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The Church of John Titor

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posted on May, 18 2014 @ 07:30 PM
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a reply to: Brentnauer

I think this is very revealing of how humans can be lead to follow anyone (even with a story as obviously fake, bat# crazy and full of failed prophecies as John Titor's)- they seem to have a need for it.




posted on May, 18 2014 @ 07:34 PM
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Wow.


It's official, I've read it all on the internet. This is just the strangest thing. Surely this is parody?



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 07:35 PM
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You will all be sorry for mocking the great one, mark my words!



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 07:37 PM
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originally posted by: ReturnofTheSonOfNothing
a reply to: Brentnauer

I think this is very revealing of how humans can be lead to follow anyone (even with a story as obviously fake, bat# crazy and full of failed prophecies as John Titor's)- they seem to have a need for it.


Heretic speaketh heresy! In the name of Lord Titor, I banish you to 1411...may the fleas of the rats infest your body...

Sister Des...



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 08:28 PM
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a reply to: TKDRL

Lord John giveth and he taketh a way. Blessed be he who crosses the boundaries of worldlines to deliver unto us a more safe and prosperous future.



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 08:36 PM
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a reply to: Brentnauer

Hahaha. "Our Father, who art in Tampa in 2036, hallowed be Thy name..."



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 09:56 PM
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originally posted by: IamAbeliever
a reply to: Brentnauer

Hahaha. "Our Father, who art in Tampa in 2036, hallowed be Thy name..."



Hallelujah...praise be Lord John....



Sister Des



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 10:04 PM
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a reply to: Brentnauer

Yeah, so I called that number and it's a automated mans voice, 3 choice prompt.

1 for story of Lord John Titor
2 for Johns wisdom
3 to leave a message for the church brothers

I got a good laugh out of it. I can't wait to sign all of my assets over to the church, and join the Titor army

Thanks for the share B!
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posted on May, 19 2014 @ 02:58 AM
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Jonathan Edward Weaver II AKA
Jonathan Weaver II AKA
Jon Weaver II AKA
Doctor Booshka AKA
John Titor

A Sci-Fi writer and creator many online personas.

vine.co...
www.youtube.com...
findanexit.wordpress.com...

Oh he has many web sites and even more personas....

There is just one J. R. "Bob" Dobbs!!! Beware of false prophets!


LOL
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posted on May, 19 2014 @ 04:36 AM
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a reply to: Brentnauer

To the religious people mocking the 'Titorites' - how is their religion any less legit than yours?



posted on May, 19 2014 @ 06:32 AM
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originally posted by: desertguy
a reply to: Brentnauer

For those who do not know who John Titor is Read The story of John Titor

Yeah...that one was a doosey!



posted on May, 19 2014 @ 07:14 AM
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a reply to: AK907ICECOLD

You are welcome, Brother.

May the radiation of his micro singularity's event horizon fill your heart with warmth.



posted on May, 19 2014 @ 07:32 AM
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a reply to: Brentnauer

ha ha ha ha

totally awesome!



posted on May, 19 2014 @ 01:46 PM
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a reply to: Brentnauer

Too funny!



posted on May, 19 2014 @ 04:14 PM
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originally posted by: kosmicjack
Wow.


It's official, I've read it all on the internet. This is just the strangest thing. Surely this is parody?



tsk, tsk you know better than that! P.T. Barnum certainly knew better!



posted on May, 19 2014 @ 04:57 PM
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So what exactly did he do to save all of us again?


I thought dude just wanted some old computer? (Now just humour me and pretend he was real for a second)

If he came back, grabbed up a computer, then went home, I don't see how he saved anyone.

If anything, he STOLE from us and then FLED; ABANDONING us to our apparently doomed fate.

I think I know the real intentions behind this maneuver of creating a church, and it has all to do with TAX PURPOSES.



posted on May, 19 2014 @ 04:58 PM
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originally posted by: Falcifer
Jonathan Edward Weaver II AKA
Jonathan Weaver II AKA
Jon Weaver II AKA
Doctor Booshka AKA
John Titor

A Sci-Fi writer and creator many online personas.

vine.co...
www.youtube.com...
findanexit.wordpress.com...

Oh he has many web sites and even more personas....

There is just one J. R. "Bob" Dobbs!!! Beware of false prophets!


LOL


Shhhh. The pinks are listening.



posted on May, 19 2014 @ 06:13 PM
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a reply to: Vortiki

If the IRS makes them tax exempt....well that's just the last straw. Though stranger things have happened. Wonder if I can book a wedding for 2095, then zip back to our time and collect the life insurance from the old coot I married.


This whole time travel angle has all kinds of possibilities...


Des



posted on May, 19 2014 @ 06:37 PM
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a reply to: Vortiki

The gist I got was that he warned us about what would happen if we kept on our current path, and that helped steer us clear of his predictions (which is why they haven't happened).

Tenuous to say the least, but I get it. Still stupid though, LOL.



posted on May, 20 2014 @ 12:12 PM
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a reply to: Destinyone

And now there's a Twitter account:
twitter.com...

I really, really want to join and spend my weekends going door to door. Do we get a special hat, too?




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