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The Church of John Titor

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posted on May, 18 2014 @ 01:41 PM
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There's another, smaller, paranormal/conspiracy related forum I usually visit instead of this one. Someone there found this though and I thought it was hilarious and weird enough to share... Forgive me if this is the wrong forum for this; I don't know where Titor stuff usually goes.

www.churchoftitor.com...


Join us soon in our worship of the true Lord of Time and Savior of our Worldline. The Lord John has saved us from certain disaster, and unto him we praise and give thanks.




They've even got a hotline...?




posted on May, 18 2014 @ 01:53 PM
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a reply to: Brentnauer


Phew!

And here I was convincing myself our worldline was all but done for!

Praise lord John!

...apparently...



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 01:55 PM
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a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

Indeed! Praise be the Teet.



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 02:02 PM
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a reply to: Brentnauer

For those who do not know who John Titor is Read The story of John Titor


edit on 18-5-2014 by desertguy because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 02:15 PM
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Politics+religion=cult.
The more followers John Titor (or any other figure) acquires, the more dangerous they become.
Until people learn to do their own thinking and research, more and more cults will evolve. History has proven many, many times how dangerous it is to be a 'follower'.



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 02:27 PM
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a reply to: nugget1

If you read of the posts of some Titorites in other forums you'll see how fanatical they can get. There are even infighting between some believers over the interpretations of Titor's ideas.



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 02:28 PM
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originally posted by: desertguy
a reply to: Brentnauer

For those who do not know who John Titor is Read The story of John Titor



And a great discussion about him here too


Thread



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 02:32 PM
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a reply to: starwarsisreal

Why does this scenario sound so familiar?


On a positive note, I left a message on their hotline wherein I read the lyrics to ABBA's "Dancing Queen" in the most depressing, monotone and morose voice I could muster. It cut me off after a short bit.

Lord John will not be pleased.



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 03:02 PM
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Man, why are cults always ripping off Star Trek?

Church of John Titor Insignia (in the center):



Bajoran Insignia:



...






edit on 5/18/14 by NthOther because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 03:30 PM
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Subscribed!!! Got a message from "Brothers John and Sisters Jane" immediately. Soooooo looking forward to updates and possibly becoming Brothers Abe!



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 03:46 PM
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a reply to: abe froman

I got that one last night, this morning I got this from them:




posted on May, 18 2014 @ 03:53 PM
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a reply to: Brentnauer
Seems like it should be Brothers John and sisters Pamela...



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 03:57 PM
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a reply to: abe froman

OMJ, that would have been perfect.



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 05:14 PM
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They can go purchase a bunch of those WWJD bracelets and won't have to change a damn thing.



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 06:20 PM
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a reply to: [post=17937085]IamAbeliever[/post WWJD- When would John do?



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 06:28 PM
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originally posted by: abe froman
Subscribed!!! Got a message from "Brothers John and Sisters Jane" immediately. Soooooo looking forward to updates and possibly becoming Brothers Abe!


Sister Des subscribed too...I hope we get a JT Bible....and door to door pamphlets to pass out....



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 06:30 PM
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a reply to: Destinyone...and a list of all Jehova's Witnesses addresses!



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 06:41 PM
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originally posted by: Destinyone

originally posted by: abe froman
Subscribed!!! Got a message from "Brothers John and Sisters Jane" immediately. Soooooo looking forward to updates and possibly becoming Brothers Abe!


Sister Des subscribed too...I hope we get a JT Bible....and door to door pamphlets to pass out....




JWs. John's Witnesses..

Don't know why. Every time that I think that I've seen it all, something new and crazy comes out.

John Titor Church.

Indisputable proof that the John Titor story is legit !




HA!



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 06:46 PM
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a reply to: SonoftheSun

What fun! I think we should have JW robes too...and a special knock.

Hey it's better than another channeled doom p-or-n thread. Maybe we can talk Micky-D's into adding a line of Titor Toys to their Happy Meals.

Sister Des


edit on 18-5-2014 by Destinyone because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 18 2014 @ 06:56 PM
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a reply to: Destinyone

If they open up and the dude is wearing a robe and some kind of wizard hat, I'll lose it.



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