Abnormals Anonymous (Poem)

Bored at work tonight, so I wrote a silly little poem inspired by this image.



Welcome to this meeting of Abnormals Anonymous
Please have a seat looks like it will be just the five of us
Since we are sitting in a circle let us all join hands
Listen and share some stories that we all can understand

Benny says the government put a chip in his brain
Ever since that day Benny just hasn't been the same
Aluminum blocks the images Benny proclaims
So he wears his tinfoil hat with pride and not shame

When Lisa's deep asleep, thats when the bad aliens drop by
They run all kinds of tests at night and Lisa fears she might die
She says they're short and grey and speak directly to her minds eye
They put something in her leg and Lisa swears she never lies

Vicky has a secret that shes so scared to share
She sees dead people appear right out of thin air
Vicky saw her mom, screamed then said the Lord's Prayer
She's scared she'll go to hell if she doesn't beware

Nothing's wrong with Martin he's simply one of those guys
Hearing all these stories make Martin feel more alive
He makes a story up about how one time he died
He saw no light or tunnel but he saw mans demise

Hearing Martin's story, it makes Sir Izzy B cry
He knows the worlds soon ending as this man verified
Izzy shouts that the devil always comes in disguise
He says they'll burn while evil laughs and gets it's sweet prize

Before the meetings over they all sing a song
How lucky they are to have this place to belong
Once the song has ended everyone hugs so long
Here's to AbAnon where the membership's lifelong

a reply to: Jennyfrenzy

I like it . Sounds like your rushed off your feet at work lol. Star and flag as usual ..Just watch out for those aliens

a reply to: Jennyfrenzy

Awesome love the picture and the poem is really good.
Lots of poets coming around and I love it!

a reply to: TheDoctor46

Thanks Doctor!

Always watching out for aliens

a reply to: natalia

Thanks Nat!

Thought it was a fun image and wondered what in the world they would talk about at Abnormals anonymous, lol.

So you know I was learning to crochet... LOL

Bravo!

a reply to: abeverage

Of course I knew you were leaning how to crochet Lol!

Thanks abeverage!

a reply to: Jennyfrenzy

Great poem

I actually giggled

a reply to: LucidLucinda

Hey, thanks! Glad it made ya giggle, Lucinda!

I was shooting for silly/funny little poem.

a reply to: Jennyfrenzy

Had to read this agin this morning, I'm having a bad day and knew it would make me giggle.

Really really like it, Jenny!

a reply to: Jennyfrenzy

Another Great Poem Jenny!! You have ATS down Pat!!!
Wait, was Pat at the meeting too? LOL!!! J/K.
Awesome work here!!
I'm lookin forward to more!!!

a reply to: SyxPak

Pat was planning on going to the meeting but was too afraid to leave her house