I am King Solomon

Hello ATS!

I am the reincarnations of King Solomon, Abraham Lincoln, Julius Caesar, the Prophet Isaiah, the Prophet Daniel, Emperor Hirohito, Emperor Yama (an ancient Chinese Emperor who 20 million Chinese are direct descendants of), a Russian Czar (who killed the doctors for failing to heal), Emperor Kefka (from FFVI, but that was based off an ancient Korean Emperor), Krishna, the "original" Dali Lama, and Jesus Christ.

I am God. I am Allah. I am Shiva.

I came here to ATS because I wanted to inform that Asia will unite under true God, and declare War against America, Europe, and Israel. How is this a conspiracy? Simple. There are secret societies and cults that know who I am.

If you want to help me prevent WWIII, I have a reversed-engineered a new economic system from the Declaration of Independence. Well, most people will scoff at me and call me crazy, but hey, now I can say, "God Himself has descended down from the Heavens, and told you to turn away from sin, and sadly, you did not listen."

America Bless You because God isn't.

a reply to: iosolomon

Another one eh....

Lovely... Welcome to the loony bin

Oh well you are not Buddha i dont care them.

Welcome to ATS

a reply to: iosolomon

Thanks for the quick, enlightening and confusing post. Now if you could tell me what the hell your talking about. maybe I can assist you some how.

Impressive resume !!

The Jokes, Puns, and Pranks Forum is the next door on the left..

Welcome to ATS. Have fun & enjoy!

a reply to: iosolomon

ATS guess needs to meet its crazy quota for the week

a reply to: Akragon

As the Bible says, "Many will claim to be the Christ." But what you should realize, only one will actually be.

But yes, I'll be looking back on my posts, and thinking, 'How crazy I was,' since if I am Jesus Christ, the whole world will know it by the end of this year.

originally posted by: iosolomon
a reply to: Akragon

As the Bible says, "Many will claim to be the Christ." But what you should realize, only one will actually be.

But yes, I'll be looking back on my posts, and thinking, 'How crazy I was,' since if I am Jesus Christ, the whole world will know it by the end of this year.

See you in December.

a reply to: iosolomon

Hello and welcome!!

Hope you have fun round the boards. I look forward to your posts!

Looks like another one missed their meds .. must be must be budget cut time at the mental wards again ..

We are ALL included in your OP.

Entertainment in the house!!!

I was contemplating yesterday how it must be true that the most amazing, tremendous human beings past present and future, walk through life never even being recognized or remembered when they are gone.

a reply to: iosolomon

Heres a nifty idea...

IF you are the returned Christ... make a thread on it, and I will show you that you are not...

Been there done that with a few other claimants to the throne... None have proved anything yet

Feel free to be the first

My post from an earlier thread.

I don't think the site is infiltrated with shills....I think it has been infiltrated by asshats.
Not shills...just morons.

I don't deny there might be the odd one here and there but I stick by my asshat comment.
The amount of times I log in and say to myself "I bet the first thread I see will be totally moronic" and than I log in to just shake my head,has been many.

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Good luck.

I bet you ,like me remember when you had your first beer. Welcome!

a reply to: iosolomon

I read the list.....,You've never been a woman.

a reply to: iosolomon

I am God. I am Allah. I am Shiva.

I am the eggman coo coo ca choo
Welcome.

HI BERNIE!!!!!!

Oh ya, thought id throw in this second line here, its nice to see he has some tenacity lol.....