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SpongeBob blowups stolen in Utah, kidnapped in Minnesota (from ATSNN)

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posted on Nov, 28 2004 @ 12:38 PM
A SpongeBob kidnapping crime wave has broken out in Utah and Minnesota. The police are mystified. The authorities are trying to enlist the public's help. Employees of Burger King are passing out flyers.
Have you seen this sponge? Police are looking for a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants swiped from a Minnesota Burger King. They've found a ransom note which starts off: "We have SpongeBob." It then demands, "Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes."

Please visit the link provided for the complete story.

I am new to conspiracy theorizing , but police across the west are stumped . Is the gov't behind this ? And what Gov't and why?

Are aliens possibly involved?

Will the SpongeBobs be found in Iowa crop circles?

Will Burger King secretly pay the ransom?

More to come...

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posted on Dec, 2 2004 @ 04:01 PM
Whatever else is going on, it's great publicity. You just can't buy publicity this good, if in fact, it's not a stunt.

posted on Dec, 2 2004 @ 11:30 PM
It was me! Dennis! I missed them in the movie so this is my revenge!

posted on Dec, 3 2004 @ 08:10 AM
As soon as the Statute of Limitations runs out, they'll be on E-Bay...

This is actually a nationwide crime wave, with over 50 missing already....

The real question is how they'll pay the ransom, as Burger King doesn't sell crab cakes????

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