posted on Apr, 23 2014 @ 11:54 AM
a reply to: skunkape23
welcome to the madness... However.
Side effects of hanging out at ATS may include:
water weight gain,
lower back pain,
itchy chafing clothing,
liver spots, '
excessive body odor,
uneven tire wear,
loss of bladder control,
low sperm count,
low resale value on your home,
MS, MD, VD,
as well as
fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains,
clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, anal seepage affraid and sexual dysfunction.
and that's just the good stuff!