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posted on Apr, 23 2014 @ 11:19 AM
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A big Texas "howdy" to all. Been a long time lurker, but have only recently decided to join the party. I have personally had many paranormal experiences throughout my life, ranging from ghostly phenomenon to some incredible u.f.o. encounters...and possibly a sasquatch. I seem to be a magnet for high weirdness. I ended up here in a search for possible answers or seeking others who have had similar encounters. After years of investigation, I can't really say that I have figured out much, other than this universe can be a very strange place. I greatly appreciate some of the more intelligent posts I have stumbled upon on this site. It makes it worth sifting through a lot of the nonsense to find the gems. I may get into describing some of my experiences at some point, I promise to be honest, though I'm sure some of my accounts will strain the ability of most to believe... but for now I think I will jump over to the Members Art section and share some of my paintings. Hope you all have a good day.




posted on Apr, 23 2014 @ 11:38 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23
A big Texas "howdy" to all ,, now I think I will jump over to the Members Art section and share some of my paintings


Ya can't fool us ,,we know you are George W. Bush



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posted on Apr, 23 2014 @ 11:54 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

welcome to the madness... However.
Side effects of hanging out at ATS may include:
nausea,
vomiting,
water weight gain,
lower back pain,
receding hairline,
eczema,
seborrhea,
psoriasis,
itchy chafing clothing,
liver spots, '
blood clots,
ringworm,
excessive body odor,
uneven tire wear,
pyorrhea,
gonorrhea,
diarrhea,
halitosis,
scoliosis,
loss of bladder control,
hammertoe,
the shanks,
low sperm count,
warped floors,
cluttered drawers,
hunchback,
heart attack,
low resale value on your home,
feline leukemia,
athlete's foot,
head lice,
club foot,
MS, MD, VD,
as well as
fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, anal seepage affraid and sexual dysfunction.

and that's just the good stuff!



posted on Apr, 23 2014 @ 12:41 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Welcome to ATS, you'll fit right in! See you around





posted on Apr, 23 2014 @ 01:39 PM
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Welcome to the site. I have nothing weird to say. Following you over to the members art forum.



posted on Apr, 23 2014 @ 02:36 PM
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Hello and welcome to ya. Enjoy your stay.



posted on Apr, 24 2014 @ 01:34 AM
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a reply to: HardCorps

So far I'm only showing about 14 of those side effects. No pain no gain.



posted on Apr, 25 2014 @ 11:26 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

You joined 4-13-2011, and you're just now introducing yourself ? Are you a turtle disguised as a human?

Ha! Just messing with 'ya! A big howdy right back at 'ya, from Tennessee!

You have come to the right place for the paranormal. Click on my signature to read over 230 pages of members experiences. Probably the longest running paranormal thread ATS has ever had. I'd love to hear your story(s).

Please follow me into the world of weirdness. This way please...





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