posted on Apr, 23 2014 @ 11:54 AM
a reply to:
skunkape23
welcome to the madness... However.
Side effects of hanging out at ATS may include:
nausea,
vomiting,
water weight gain,
lower back pain,
receding hairline,
eczema,
seborrhea,
psoriasis,
itchy chafing clothing,
liver spots, '
blood clots,
ringworm,
excessive body odor,
uneven tire wear,
pyorrhea,
gonorrhea,
diarrhea,
halitosis,
scoliosis,
loss of bladder control,
hammertoe,
the shanks,
low sperm count,
warped floors,
cluttered drawers,
hunchback,
heart attack,
low resale value on your home,
feline leukemia,
athlete's foot,
head lice,
club foot,
MS, MD, VD,
as well as
fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, split ends, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains,
clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving, anal seepage affraid and sexual dysfunction.
and that's just the good stuff!