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The evolution of the 'Porn Spam Mail'

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posted on Jan, 6 2005 @ 07:20 PM
Freshly served spam lightly grilled. This one seems to be somewhat more meaningful than most of them. Check out the opening line. Deep!

Of course God will forgive me that's His job.

I pray Thee, O God, that I may be beautiful within.

Listen to life, and you will hear the voice of life crying, Be!

One might well say that mankind is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests.
The first step toward change is awareness. The second step is acceptance.

The continuous invention of new ways of observing is man's special secret of living. You are either part of the solution or part of the problem.

In this life we cannot do great things. We can only do small things with great love
A feeble body weakens the mind.

Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?The final conflict will be between the Communists and the ex-Communists.

Depart from discretion when it interferes with duty.
At sometime in our lives a devil dwells within us, causes heartbreaks, confusion and troubles, then dies.
Nothing is more dangerous than a friend without discretion even a prudent enemy is preferable.
The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.

Influence: What you think you have until you try to use it.
It is not helpful to help a friend by putting coins in his pockets when he has got holes in his pockets.
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing, but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.

posted on Jan, 9 2005 @ 12:50 PM
Just wanted to throw this one up before we moved to the new server.

He who obtains has little. He who scatters has much.
Honor has not to be won it must only not be lost.
I do not think that there are any men who are faithful to their wives.
Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted. A friend walks in when everyone else walks out
Singularity shows something wrong in the mind.
I do not believe a man can ever leave his business. He ought to think of it by day and dream of it by night. God is clever, but not dishonest.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget the nanve forgive and forget the wise forgive but do not forget.
A blind man will not thank you for a looking-glass.
No one can transcend their own individuality.

Comedy is a tragedy plus time.

Love is stronger than justice.
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

When two people relate to each other authentically and humanly, God is the electricity that surges between them.

Instead of loving your enemies -- treat your friends a little better.
Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life.
You must not fear death, my lads defy him, and you drive him into the enemy's ranks.

posted on Jan, 21 2005 @ 10:29 AM
Wow, It's been some time. I though these guys forgot about me. Heres another.

Freedom also includes the right to mismanage your own affairs.

Better to ask a question than to remain ignorant.
Good clothes open all doors.
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind. So many gods, so many creeds, So many paths that wind and wind, While just the art of being kind is all the sad world needs.

Nine-tenths of the existing books are nonsense and the clever books are the refutation of that nonsense.

He who dies before many witnesses always does so with courage.
All wish to possess knowledge, but few, comparatively speaking, are willing to pay the price.

Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees.

I know nothing more mocking than a devil that despairs.
It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it.
You cannot be a hero without being a coward. People should realize we're jerks just like them.

To eat is human, to digest divine.
The art of using deceit and cunning grow continually weaker and less effective to the user.
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
Hope is the best part of our riches.

The world is divided into two categories: failures and unknowns.

posted on May, 9 2005 @ 09:48 AM
Finally after all these months, I got another.

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
They are the only honest hypocrites, their life is a voluntary dream, a studied madness.
Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
The world cares very little about what a man or woman knows it is what a man or woman is able to do that counts.
To sentence a man of true genius, to the drudgery of a school is to put a racehorse on a treadmill.

posted on May, 12 2005 @ 07:16 AM
Got another today...

You will soon break the bow if you keep it always stretched.
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.
You can't aim a duck to death.
Ability is of little account without opportunity.
Get to find someone special
If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get the worst role.
When it is a question of God's almighty Spirit, never say, ''I can't.''
The achievements which society rewards are won at the cost of diminution of personality
There is a woman at the beginning of all great things. So much to do, so little done, such things to be.

posted on May, 12 2005 @ 07:18 AM
I think I might have a few more...

The beginning of an acquaintance whether with persons or things is to get a definite outline of our ignorance.
I want to do a musical movie. Like Evita, but with good music.
I can't tell you how many shows I've done with full-blown migraine headaches.
Others have done it before me. I can, too.

We always take credit for the good and attribute the bad to fortune. Happiness can exist only in acceptance.
The greatest things are accomplished by individual people, not by committees or companies.
Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. Man cannot live by incompetence alone.

posted on May, 12 2005 @ 07:21 AM
And another...

Accuracy of statement is one of the first elements of truth inaccuracy is a near kin to falsehood.
Let your performance do the thinking.
Some people swallow the universe like a pill they travel on through the world, like smiling images pushed from behind.
Death comes to all But great achievements build a monument which shall endure until the sun grows cold.

You name it and I've done it. I'd like to say I did it my way. But that line, I'm afraid, belongs to someone else.

To make oneself an object, to make oneself passive, is a very different thing from being a passive object.

The average estimate themselves by what they do, the above average by what they are.

The world cares very little about what a man or woman knows it is what a man or woman is able to do that counts.

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