posted on Apr, 16 2014 @ 08:36 PM
That's not a cry for help
...that's a recipe for a straitjacket and a lifetime thorazine drip!
But not to worry...he'll be out of rehab (and surgery) in time to release a new single...afterall, it's in his contract and while you may
able to cheat the Devil, you can't
Even if he did a suicide, there'd still
be music releases from beyond the grave
for the next decade...kinda like with Tupac.
(Not to mention all those "I had sex with Andre Johnson" threads that become more prolific than "Elvis is still alive" threads)
We should just elect this
guy as POTUS.
about it for a moment.
He couldn't possibly
be any worse than Obama and we'll know for a fact
that anyone who tries to "Lewinsky" him is a liar. Think of all
the billable hours we'd save in legal fees alone? It would balance the freakin' budget!
edit on 16-4-2014 by Eryiedes because: ETA
edit on 16-4-2014 by Eryiedes because: More ETA
16-4-2014 by Eryiedes because: I REALLY must stop drinking!
edit on 16-4-2014 by Eryiedes because: I'm so sorry you people have to
edit on 16-4-2014 by Eryiedes because: I have already begun a "twelve step program". Step One reads as "Drink more
Jack Danials"...Steps Two through Eleven read as: "Repeat Step One"...Step Twelve reads as: "Call a Paramedic".
edit on 16-4-2014 by
Eryiedes because: Genuine Typo...who knew?
edit on 16-4-2014 by Eryiedes because: You KNOW you have had too much to drink when you
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