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Why I should be your next president

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posted on Apr, 16 2014 @ 02:29 PM
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Frist of all my first name isn't Jeb!
next I'm not above taking a bribe,
then of course I've been known to make poor decisions.
and I'm proud of my beer belly!
I'm pro gun lobby and think only rich bastards should pay taxes, unless you republican in which case poor people should get a damn job!


Seems to me I'm actually over qualified.

so is there anyone out there who things they are better qualified?




posted on Apr, 16 2014 @ 02:33 PM
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I won't vote for you unless you promise to give me lot's of free stuff.



posted on Apr, 16 2014 @ 02:36 PM
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FRIST???? A slightly dysiexic POTSU may be a real treat for a change....ill be sure to write you in


That's Hrad Crops is it?



posted on Apr, 16 2014 @ 02:38 PM
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Goteborg
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I won't vote for you unless you promise to give me lot's of free stuff.


I don't think you can vote for Obama again.



posted on Apr, 16 2014 @ 02:41 PM
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so is there anyone out there who things they are better qualified? - See more at: www.abovetopsecret.com...


Well......I can spell. (most of the time.)

Just teasing. You opened the door.



posted on Apr, 16 2014 @ 02:48 PM
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HardCorps
only rich bastards should pay taxes, unless you republican in which case poor people should get a damn job!



That's hilarious.

I'll vote for you


Unless it rains of course, I don't vote when it rains, or i'm tired, or if a football game is on, or...actually, I'll support you the way half of the American Voters support their candidates, I'll laugh and ridicule everyone who thinks the opposite of you but won't actually do anything about it.



posted on Apr, 16 2014 @ 02:50 PM
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Actually, lysdexia isn't that bad! It's not like it matters to congress now.

I'd vote for ya!

So what are your platforms? (and I don't mean shoes...)



posted on Apr, 16 2014 @ 03:00 PM
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Add:
1. Free, Women s Choice Abortions, Contraceptive pills.
2. Remove Illegals that are not attempting to promote America
3. Kill rapist and murders
4. Stay outta every other nations business
5. Taxes and legalize pot
6. Work on Free/Clean Energy Projects
7. Let people worship Freely
(8. Maybe let the LGBT community get married state wide, just have a different form that doesn't involve god or something compromising.(not trying to offend).

And You Will Have My Vote.
Probably the Vote of Millions More...

Regards,
edit on 16-4-2014 by SirKonstantin because: (no reason given)

edit on 16-4-2014 by SirKonstantin because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 16 2014 @ 03:48 PM
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Frist of all my first name isn't Jeb!

Good start.



next I'm not above taking a bribe,

Qualified as well ...looking good.



I'm pro gun lobby and think only rich bastards should pay taxes

When can you start Mr president



posted on Apr, 16 2014 @ 03:58 PM
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to run against you.

1. My name isn't Hillary.
2. I bought a birth certificate that says "Hawaii"
3. I think everyone should pay taxes.
4. I think everyone should be allowed to marry.
5. I think everyone should be allowed to own a gun.
6. Foreign Policy? You want our help, pony-up. We're broke.
7. Energy policy? You got something better than oil, coal, natural gas? Bring it. If not? Shut up.
8. Term limits for everyone.
9. Pay for politicians? We'll start with an O-1 salary, TIG, TIS will account for raises. But still a 2 term max.
10. Bounties and pelts will be paid in gold coin for Lobbyists.
11. No campaign contributions. For anyone. If your message sucks so badly that you need to sell it, then it ain't worth hearing!
12. Illegal aliens? There's a reason why the word "illegal" is in the descriptor. Get out!
13. Legal aliens? C'mon in. We need all the help we can get. Our country has the "stupids".
14. Eliminate;
Dept. of Education
DHS
TSA
IRS
Just for Hors d'oeuvre.



posted on Apr, 16 2014 @ 04:20 PM
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11. No campaign contributions. For anyone. If your message sucks so badly that you need to sell it, then it ain't worth hearing! - See more at: www.abovetopsecret.com...


I would vote for you based on that statement.

The thing is if the other guy floated me a twenty I would vote for him too.


(I'm a crook.) LMAO.



posted on Apr, 16 2014 @ 05:11 PM
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I'd vote for you...twice!




posted on Apr, 17 2014 @ 06:59 AM
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jrflipjr
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I'd vote for you...twice!



Thank you!


Now if I can only get the DNC and GOP snipers off my neighbors roof, and they take all their surveillance vans out of here, I can actually start doing something about it!



posted on Apr, 17 2014 @ 07:05 AM
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I'm with you on everything except the term limits.



posted on Apr, 17 2014 @ 07:08 AM
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Goteborg
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I'm with you on everything except the term limits.


Political office should be a privilege to serve, not a career choice, in my humble opinion.



posted on Apr, 17 2014 @ 07:12 AM
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I don't disagree with the sentiment behind your opinion but I think that if you limit people to two terms then they don't build up the reputation necessary to do their own thing and you create a situation where the political parties themselves would be heavily involved in what our elected reps do, and those policy makers within the parties themselves are not elected by the people. Besides, if I like my rep and I think he's doing a good job why shouldn't I be able to vote for him?



posted on Apr, 17 2014 @ 07:34 AM
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are you this guy




posted on Apr, 17 2014 @ 01:31 PM
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Goteborg
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I won't vote for you unless you promise to give me lot's of free stuff.


Sadly the country's broke so I can't buy you anything.
But we got all those big warehouses of stuff the DEA seized in drug raids
Vote for me and I'll let you go pick out something nice.

BTW I call dibs on any Bugatti Veyron's they happen to have stashed away



posted on Apr, 17 2014 @ 01:38 PM
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Yes, yes that all sounds good.
But lets debate the real issues!

How do I get me one of those hot blue dress wearing interns ???

Oh and as for all the rest of the so called decision making for our country goes.
I'll leave that to people behind the scenes who pull all the strings and hold all the real power.

"Why did I say we need to renew the war on drugs??? I don't know, that's just what they told me to."

See I'm way better at the job.



posted on Apr, 17 2014 @ 01:50 PM
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HardCorps
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Yes, yes that all sounds good.
But lets debate the real issues!

How do I get me one of those hot blue dress wearing interns ???

Oh and as for all the rest of the so called decision making for our country goes.
I'll leave that to people behind the scenes who pull all the strings and hold all the real power.

"Why did I say we need to renew the war on drugs??? I don't know, that's just what they told me to."

See I'm way better at the job.


LOLZ




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