posted on Nov, 27 2004 @ 05:15 AM
Always glad to have another service member aboard.
Remember to peruse the T&C, and remember a couple of other important rules that aren't in the T&C.
We have no maids around here, so pick up after yourself.
We have butt cans, so don't put them out by dropping them on the floor and stepping on them. This isn't a Wild West Saloon.
If Banshee tries to thumb wrestle with you, decline the offer. She has been known to break arms and keep the opponents' thumb as keep sakes.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, touch the St. Paulie Girl beer on the bottom shelf of the fridge. I don't buy for everyone, just me.
Have a good stay.