posted on Nov, 27 2004 @ 01:26 PM
Successful steps for dealing with zombies:
First, aim for the head. Exploding the brain and/or removing the head will stop 99.99% of all the mobile deceased.
Second, remember that blades never run out of ammunition.
Third, if you're going to attack zombies with a lawnmower, remember to keep your fingers away from the blades and hot parts of the engine when you
Fourth, zombies are able to teleport, but only if nobody's looking. This is a trait they share with other shambling creatures, such as mummies or
horribly maimed slashers. As you run away, make sure you always have the shamblonic monster in your sights, or they will teleport to where they can
reach you. More specifics on this form of monster teleportation are, unfortunately, unavailable as it is not very condusive to scientific
Fifth, if a loved one or friend is bitten by a zombie, kill them now. It may be painful, but they'll inevitably "turn" in a small, enclosed space
and make life difficult for you.