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It's Shake & Bake, and I Helped...

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posted on Apr, 10 2014 @ 11:38 PM
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Once again, through the innumerable powers and blessings of the Bodhisattvas which speak to us in such beautiful works as the SURANGAMA SUTRA, Derek Darkly, the one who dwells in viper pits to seek the shards of truth that have been scattered to the forty-thousand dusty corners of rational thinking, brings you a message of hope for this ill-stricken race of beings, besieged with desires that will only bring more suffering. The have and have-nots, as it were...

Now, before we proceed, for any specially selected members of the audience (young souls, as it were) who wish to make callous or "clever" remarks in an attempt to garner affection from their peers or appear superior in some way, please give us something worth reading at least, or else direct yourself BACK to the "GENERAL PRIMATES" discussion forum, jokes forum, or the like.

This year's lesson... 2014.... "ONLY HATRED"
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This Mantra, as it came to be in my "mind's ear" on this most glorious day of 41114, will deepen ones understanding of what it means to deal with anger and extremes of emotion. (Numerologists, make what you will of the date, and then do it 10 more times.)


Begin: (slow tempo, no increase)

ONLY... HATRED...

ONLY... HATRED...

ONLY... HATRED...

(clap)....(clap)
ONLY... HATRED...

That is the rhythm

Now, meditate:

............(clap)........(clap)
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED

............(clap)........(clap)
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED

............(clap)........(clap)
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED

............(clap)........(clap)
THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED

(keep clapping in your mind's eye/ear/nose/throat):

THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED

THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED

THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED

THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED

THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED

THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED

THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED

THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED

THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED

THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED

THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED

THERE IS ONLY SELF-HATRED

and so on...


For many aeons will we drift, until we learn to steer the raft for ourselves.

Thank you for your attention to this important message.
I hope for blessings upon all the lost souls and demon-ridden bodies of mankind, my own impurities included.

...and I'm Buddhist mainly on Thursdays and Fridays.




posted on Apr, 10 2014 @ 11:56 PM
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ONLY LOVE

ONLY LOVE

ONLY LOVE

ONLY LOVE

CLAP HANDS WHILE CHANTING

ONLY LOVE

ONLY LOVE

ONLY LOVE

REPEAT 10 TIMES



posted on Apr, 10 2014 @ 11:56 PM
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FUN FACT: You can "break off the hatred" any time.



posted on Apr, 10 2014 @ 11:58 PM
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Ok Im lost sorry I came in here.

carry on
edit on 11-4-2014 by Nephalim because: removed comment/replaced



posted on Apr, 11 2014 @ 12:05 AM
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We arrive at the positive through the negative... one cannot "arrive" who has already arrived.

We must face our impurities, put them under a microscope... they cannot be swept under the rug with distractions of pre-arrival of our positive outcome. We must become disgusted with ourselves before we can drive out the poisons, directing our outward anger into the filter of inner-truth until it is deemed officially unworthy of our time. >>> Officially

To be tired of ones own impatience, wanting, whining and belligerence is a hopeful milestone in maturation.

And what about pistachios... are they not better than cashews, I mean, come on!
edit on 11-4-2014 by DeReK DaRkLy because: ...too many arrows



posted on Apr, 11 2014 @ 04:54 AM
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I find the chicken dance is more helpfull



posted on Apr, 11 2014 @ 10:27 AM
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I couldn't disagree!




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