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posted on Apr, 9 2014 @ 12:10 PM
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two scientists up in the Himalayas,
the first scientist asks the second, "have you found the Abominable Snowman?"

the second scientist responds, "not yeti."




posted on Apr, 9 2014 @ 12:28 PM
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Not that funi.



posted on Apr, 9 2014 @ 12:56 PM
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Two scientists walk into bar…

The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

The answer is on your screen in secret code…



posted on Apr, 9 2014 @ 01:01 PM
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The bartender says "We don't serve time travelers in here."


A time traveler walks into a bar.



posted on Apr, 9 2014 @ 01:04 PM
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Two scientists walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.....
edit on 9-4-2014 by dashen because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 9 2014 @ 01:31 PM
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ScientiaFortisDefendit
The bartender says "We don't serve time travelers in here."


A time traveler walks into a bar.


hahah how does that one not have more stars haha....totally stealing that one



posted on Apr, 9 2014 @ 02:05 PM
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cosmicexplorer

ScientiaFortisDefendit
The bartender says "We don't serve time travelers in here."


A time traveler walks into a bar.


hahah how does that one not have more stars haha....totally stealing that one


Feel free, I stole it from someone else.



posted on Apr, 9 2014 @ 02:23 PM
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Not really a two scientist joke, but this one was entertaining thanks to Stephen Hawking:

Two atoms cross the road
the first atoms says "Oh no! I lost an electron!"
the second atom asks "Are you sure?"
The first atom replies "I'm positive!"

Brings a smile to me every time I read it.

Ad nos revisendos!



posted on Apr, 10 2014 @ 12:16 PM
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Argon walks into a bar. The barman says "Get out of here - we don't serve noble gases".


Argon doesn't react.


Close enough.



posted on Apr, 10 2014 @ 12:18 PM
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If you're not part of the solution

You're part of the...?
















precipitate.



posted on May, 9 2014 @ 01:26 PM
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XD haha a reply to: subfab



posted on May, 11 2014 @ 09:50 AM
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a reply to: subfab

That's a good one!

The comedian Mitch Hedburg had a bigfoot joke:
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. 'There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside.'





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