A drink to all your health!

Hi to everyone!

I like to dissolve stuff to find the solution!

And I try to ... "Get a whole lot more LOL out of life!"

But fizzy or flat, I can be highly unfunny thanks to corporate greed!

Poisons and conspiracy to poison us, our minds and the environment, interest me!


The Prodigy - Poison (from the "Music For The Jilted Generation" album) [YouTube]

Health Warning: Consumption of my posts may cause sudden onset of profanity, use of the alert function, sarcastic response syndrome, temporary blindness, bladder incontinence, loose stools and or serious psychiatric disorders!

Consumers are advised to consume DietJoke responsibly in moderation and corporate lapdogs should avoid consumption!

Not to be taken in conjunction with any other unfunny point of view or it can result in cognitive dissonance.

This message, in part or in full, can be recycled and you can quote my $#!+ on that!

Please dispose of your mind control thoughtfully!

Don't Drink DietJoke and Drive!

reply to post by DietJoke


Welcome to ATS DietJoke and have a flag on me.


If you collect enough of them for posting awesome content, you won't have to look at all those annoying ads anymore.

reply to post by FortAnthem


Thank you for the advice!

And Cheers to your health!

reply to post by DietJoke


Hi DietJoke, and welcome to the Introductions Forum, a place to say hello to the ATS community. For now you can reply to any thread in any member forum you wish, as well as send & receive (PM's)Private Messages to Staff only for now.

Once you have achieved 20 posts, you will then be able to start your own threads in the appropriate forums and additionally send & receive messages to and from fellow ATS members.

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I'm sure you will find many threads to pick from and add your thoughts and opinions too as well.

Take your time and enjoy. If you have any questions just ask.

Sauron,
Super-Moderator.

reply to post by DietJoke


Hey!

Huh guess I ain't got much to say, other than welcome to the mental institution. We're lacking a bar but please feel free to stay and have a look at the inmates urrr... I mean the lovely people here.

reply to post by DietJoke


Welcome to your new addiction...enjoy the ride...

Des

reply to post by Sauron


Thank you very much!

I drink to your health!

reply to post by blueyezblkdragon


Thank you for your worrying welcoming words!

I look forward to the lovely people! To your health!

Skol!?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than a frontal lobotomy!

Destinyone
reply to post by DietJoke

 

Welcome to your new addiction...enjoy the ride...

Des

Are you implying ATS is a hazardous substance [ Don't answer that! ]

As for the ride, I am here for the riddles!

I toast to your fine health!

reply to post by jrflipjr


LMAO!

Skol!