Well, I would name it the Secret Society of Anti-Secret Societists. Our goal would be to rid the world of all secret societies. What the majority of
my members wouldn't know is that I would have started a super-secret society within our very own ranks called the Anti-Secret Society of Anti-Secret
Societies, whose goal would be to destroy the Secret Society of Anti-Secret Societists from within in order to save the world becoming a boring place
with no conspiracies and secret societies.

And what the Anti-Secret Society of Anti-Secret Societists wouldn't know, is that I would actually be
using them gain control of all the other secret societies in the world, who think I'm helping them. Then, once I have total control over all the
secret societies in the world, my work would be done.
What you all don't know is this is actually happening, right now, as we speak, under your very noses. Our home base is a ship called the SS A.S.S.,
which of course stands for Secret Society of Anti-Secret Societists.
[edit on 27-11-2004 by an3rkist]