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I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ass during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.
I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ass during the hijack.
Well today is April first fools day.
I don't know if this has been posted but I thought it to be pretty interesting to find out the authenticity of this message.
Can we say that is someone's sick joke?
Anonymous Wed Mar 19 2014 14:16:08 No.27839190
/pol/ plz help. i am on malaysia airlines flight 370 and we have just taken off from some island in the middle of the ocean. there are aliens on board the craft but i managed to hide my phone up my ass until now. i am so scared and you are the first ppl i am reaching out to because i dont think anyone else would believe me. we have been hijacked by aliens and i can only assume they are waiting for the mothership to pick us up. plz contact the fbi or cia or dhs or something because i am an american citizen and i need to see my family again.