posted on Apr, 1 2014 @ 02:10 AM
The growing popularity of the History Channel series, Ancient Aliens has led to some interesting speculations about what, or who, may have once
visited our ancestors, imparting knowledge and technological advancement that lead to leaps and bounds in human development.
Nancy Pelosi, a Democrat from California, along with Sheila Jackson Lee, a Democrat from Texas, proposed the new curriculum at a lavish dinner party
in late 2013 while contemplating the “alien” and “ancient” Constitution of the United States.
“Education can be dangerous in the wrong hands,” exclaimed Pelosi while waving a loaded AK-47 Assault Rifle, “what’s the big deal? As I see it
no one I know could have built the pyramids in republican controlled Utah.” Jackson was quick to add “amnesty is the only solution for Aliens, who
have to hide, living in CIA agents’ attics across America.”
Originally, the concept of ancient aliens, or ancient astronauts, pointed to extraterrestrial intervention occurring thousands of years ago, and
possibly even a little genetic intervention as well. The ancient astronaut theory posits that our ancestors experienced these huge leaps forward in
advancement of scientific, astronomical, technological and medical knowledge that could simply not have happened on their own. We must have had some
help from above, from entities far more intelligent and evolved than we.
edit on 1-4-2014 by Volund because: title grammar