Wanna Hear A Joke About Sodium? Na, You Wouldn't Get It.

Ba-dum tiss!

I'm sure we've all heard the old jokes about how stupid and fat and ugly our relatives are, not to mention classics like the knock knock joke and "how many (insert demographic here) does it take to...?" They get a little boring after a while, don't they? It's hard to find a good joke that's clean and still gets you giggling. But what about intellectual jokes? I figure that's right up our alley, right? Here's a few to feed your noggin:

Gold walks into a bar. The bartender yells "AU! Get out!"

Why are chemists never able to prank their friends? They lack the element of surprise!

heisenberg is pulled over. "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" asks the policeman. H: "No. But, I know where I am."

Check out the links for more hilarious - and perhaps stimulating - slapstick one-liners and comedy scenarios based on some of our favorite physicists, philosophers, elements, measuring units, and theories.

www.popsci.com...

geekxgirls.com...

Got any of your own that you'd like to share, ATS?

The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar at the same time. After a few minutes, the bartender says "It's getting really tense in here."

ColeYounger
The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar at the same time. After a few minutes, the bartender says "It's getting really tense in here."

Thank you! That was a cool one.

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Two molecules are walking down the street.

One says, "I think I've lost an electron."

The second one says, "Are you sure?"

The first one says, "Yes, I'm positive!"

reply to post by AfterInfinity

One of my favorites from chem class.

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I once proposed that Boron was two insults in one.

(but people just acted doubly hurt).

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Oops, it double posted!

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Haha, I got it. Funny stuff!

What did the cow say when you were in his way?

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Mooove


Two peanuts were walking through a park. One was a salted.

Sorry I don't know any intellectual jokes.

TheLieWeLive
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Mooove

No...he said, "Pardon me, plz sir. I'm terribly late for my weekly Menza meeting."

I know...it's a bad joke.....sorry