posted on Mar, 30 2014 @ 03:01 PM
I'm sure we've all heard the old jokes about how stupid and fat and ugly our relatives are, not to mention classics like the knock knock joke and "how
many (insert demographic here) does it take to...?" They get a little boring after a while, don't they? It's hard to find a good joke that's clean and
still gets you giggling. But what about intellectual jokes? I figure that's right up our alley, right? Here's a few to feed your noggin:
Gold walks into a bar. The bartender yells "AU! Get out!"
Why are chemists never able to prank their friends? They lack the element of surprise!
heisenberg is pulled over. "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" asks the policeman. H: "No. But, I know where I am."
Check out the links for more hilarious - and perhaps stimulating - slapstick one-liners and comedy scenarios based on some of our favorite physicists,
philosophers, elements, measuring units, and theories.
Got any of your own that you'd like to share, ATS?
edit on 30-3-2014 by AfterInfinity because: (no reason given)