posted on Mar, 27 2014 @ 10:08 PM
Or you could eat at the local fast food or greasy spoon eatery... chances are good you'll get plenty of the cook's fecal matter. You could complain
and send food back to ensure it.
Though hepatitis and e. coli are likely, too, so maybe sticking with a medically sanctioned, controlled procedure is a better idea.
Don't doggies eat their mommies poop for just this reason? Or was that human babies... or just my unusual childhood?
Okay, I'll go back to third grade now...