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I finally figured out what happened to the dinosaurs that were around just 10000 years ago. I saw a museum in America somewhere depicting people walking around with them and using them as mounts. But I wasn't able to figure out how they died off until now.
I think that Egyptian sorcerers turned the dinosaurs into cats. Dinosaurs look like cats, I think so. And they have a lot in common, too - like they are both predators and have common ancestors.
The sphinx is also really big. This must mean that it was a dinosaur that was turned to stone. I remember a story in the Bible where God turned an entire city to stone so it is possible. God also turned the rest of the dinosaurs into oil. This much is known by science.
Cats also have teeth that look like dinosaur teeth and their breath is hot and smells like fire just like dinosaurs that breathed fire.
I'm glad I figured this out I feel a lot better now.edit on 25amTue, 25 Mar 2014 11:09:09 -0500kbamkAmerica/Chicago by darkbake because: (no reason given)
reply to post by Antipathy17
Dude, maybe you should go have a tall glass of cold homogenized vitamin D milk and contemplate your reply and what forum this thread is posted in. Its jokes, puns and pranks, in case you missed it. I for one thought it was pretty funny.