Do I really have the lamest super power ever!?

I can smelll things by touching them :-/ Can enyone else here do that???

Then just writing this thread made me think of something iv never thought (evan tho iv been aware of this for many years) what if my other senses where at my finger tips too? Could I see things I couldn't see with my eyes by touching them and see it in my head (A vague memory of a magician came to mind who claimed to do this cant remember name) so I went through from pinky, through to index and finally thumb, 1 for smell, 1 for taste, 1 for hearing (not sure how that whould work) 1 for sight, and finally...my mind went blank, whats the last ssense! ? I know theres 5 because the movie 6th sense is the extra 1. Then it hit me, of course you muppett TOUCH... All 5 senses combined by 1!

Seriously tho lol can enyone else do this!!!???

reply to post by BoovDawg

It sounds kind of interesting to me. I have heard of people who can see music and hear colors and so on - maybe you are like that? I'd avoid touching the doggy droppings, if I were you...

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Sounds pretty cool. All you need now is a cape and your underpants over your trousers and you're set!
I'm sure i've read somewhere about what you experience happening to others.

The only thing weird that happens to me would be when I hear a certain sound I immediately see a neon blue colour in my mind.
I called it the blue noise.
Used to hear it a lot in my raving days in hard trance music.

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Haha yes 0, thee only thing iv been able to do so far is touch something at arms lenth and be able to smell it in my nose lol but iv never tried enything else...

reply to post by SilentE


Lmao cool ama call my self smelltastico you can be my sidekick neonraverman

reply to post by BoovDawg

It must really suck if your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

I have a pretty lame super power too.

Any time I merge into a lane of traffic, it instantly goes slower.

What happens when you wipe with single ply?

I couldn't help myself... I tried.

Seriously though. What happens? Can you turn it off and on?

Dang it butcherguy, you beat me to it. And dang myself for not seeing it before I posted. lol

butcherguy
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It must really suck if your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

hahaha oh jeeze

butcherguy
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It must really suck if your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

On a completely on topic, and related subject.

Why in 2014, do I have to still touch my own ass with tiny slivers of dead trees...

What the hell man, we have been to the moon.

But this man can't find relief from having to smell his own butt through his finger?

anyone else have a problem with that? or is it just me?

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Not off and on it only happens randomly at surton times but then if I reapet I can do it agen

reply to post by benrl

But it is a sort of miracle of modern technology that we can make a dead tree as soft as Charmin.

reply to post by BoovDawg


My super power is really lame. I can hear sounds by listening to them.

BoovDawg
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Lmao cool ama call my self smelltastico you can be my sidekick neonraverman

Haha! I like it.. "Neonraverman, fighting crime with a big fish, a little fish and a cardboard box"
Wish I could change my username now..

butcherguyreply to post by BoovDawg

 

It must really suck if your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

Comment of the year!! Haha!
That's why you should always double up. Can't take no chances. Stay away from one ply dammit!

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You know, Id be more impressed by not having to touch my own butt on a daily basis,

Father worked for Kimberly Clark his whole life, making TP, Believe me, I know the wonders of technology involved from him never shutting up...

WHOA break through, is my anger over this all due to a deep seated father issue?

benrl

On a completely on topic, and related subject.

Why in 2014, do I have to still touch my own ass with tiny slivers of dead trees...

What the hell man, we have been to the moon.

But this man can't find relief from having to smell his own butt through his finger?

anyone else have a problem with that? or is it just me?

edit on 25-3-2014 by benrl because: ETA Disclaimer, BENRL is currently going through an insomnia binge, any and all post may reflect that.

Not just you. You'd think they would have something like arsewipe in a can by now. Akin to the spray "air" you can buy, but with some kind of nano towelettes embedded in it. It would put those creepy Charmin (butt lint) bears out of work permanently.

just be glad it isn't the sense of taste in your fingers

just sayin

My lame super power ... every time I put the snow shovels away for the season, it snows.
And if I bring them out to get ready for a snow storm .. the storm misses us.
Oh .. and I can make it rain by going to the car wash and getting the car professionally washed.

My lame super powers ...

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Hahaha am on giggles now cant stop laffin but seriously peeps am not joking why/how can I do this!?

FlyersFan
My lame super power ... every time I put the snow shovels away for the season, it snows.
And if I bring them out to get ready for a snow storm .. the storm misses us.
Oh .. and I can make it rain by going to the car wash and getting the car professionally washed.

My lame super powers ...

You need to harness your powers for good.

Everyone enjoys a white Christmas.