posted on Mar, 18 2014 @ 10:09 AM
Dear person driving a silver impala on the 401 this morning.
I would like to apologize for only driving 120km an hour. I understand you really need to get somewhere in a hurry, but driving a couple inches off my
ass sure wont work. Also, although my car is small, I cant slide under a semi in order to let you pass.
I would like to thank you for making me laugh this morning. As well as congratulate you on your ability to drive while lifting you shirt over your
head and screaming at me...I suggest maybe turning down you heat if your too hot.
Also I am sorry for what ever happened to your crotch. I was unable to render assistance; however, I think that by wildly pointing at you crotch and
thrusting upwards violently you seemed to solve the problem.
A friendly word of advice, when you are cutting across 3 lanes on traffic, attempting to make you ramp, it is very dangerous to thrust both hands out
your window and wave at me with 2 fingers. Not only can you come within a few inches of killing yourself “which was totally funny” but you could
Have a great day. I look forward to driving safety tomorrow. Hope to see you there.
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edit on 180276amk by Dizak because: grammer