Silly joke for ATS, page 1

lostbook

posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 04:24 PM

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Hello.

What is the food of choice for a cat dj?

Meow mix!

awakendhybrid

posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 04:49 PM

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Why are there fences around graveyards?

Because people are just dying to get in.

w8tn4it

posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 05:05 PM

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I see said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.

Seiko

posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 05:06 PM

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This guy walked into a bar...

ouch

Kangaruex4Ewe

posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 05:19 PM

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What do mice have for breakfast?

Mice Crispies.

Yeah, I know.

(post by 999zxcv removed for a serious terms and conditions violation)

Timewellwasted22

posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 05:40 PM

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Did you hear the joke about the toilet?

Never mind it’s too dirty

edit on 14-3-2014 by Timewellwasted22 because: Messed up

lostbook

posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 05:43 PM

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Kangaruex4Ewe
What do mice have for breakfast?

Mice Crispies.

Yeah, I know.

chuckle....

aboutface

posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 06:35 PM

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reply to post by w8tn4it

You're a poet
But you don't know it
Yet your feet show it
They're Longfellows

But they smell like the Dickens...

Darkblade71

posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 07:21 PM

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What did the baby computer say to the daddy computer?

Data data....

HiMyNameIsCal

posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 09:14 PM

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reply to post by lostbook

what do you get when you mix a parrot with centipede

A WalkeyTalkey

chelsdh

posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 10:17 PM

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What did the fish say when he hit his head?

Dam

lostbook

posted on Mar, 14 2014 @ 11:01 PM

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Darkblade71
What did the baby computer say to the daddy computer?

Data data....

Silly......

HiMyNameIsCal

posted on Mar, 15 2014 @ 01:40 AM

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reply to post by lostbook

yup

awakendhybrid

posted on Mar, 15 2014 @ 01:32 PM

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Two muffins in an oven.
The first muffin says, " Boy, it sure is getting hot in here."
The second muffin says, "OMG! A talking muffin!"