posted on Mar, 12 2014 @ 08:13 AM
I was cooking the popular southern snack food, and well, I mentioned the word pressure cooker a couple times to myself.
And now, well, the NSA, much like my ant, or roach problem, have come into my house, and won't stop trying to eat the food stuff.
They've eaten around half of my crockpot's worth of the peanuts, and, well, I didn't boil them for any government agencies.
I boiled these peanuts for me.
First, they came for the turkey deep-fryers, and I did not cry out because I did not deep fry turkeys.
Then, they came for the smoked brisket makers, and I did not cry out, because I did not own a smoker, or know how to cook brisket.
By the time they came for the boiled peanut makers, there was no one left to tell the NSA to cook their own damned boiled peanuts.
Them alphabet soup agencies are like bears. You have to hang your food from the branch of a tall tree or they will get to it.