posted on Mar, 7 2014 @ 05:57 AM
reply to post by weirdguy
I have to say that I don't think your poop was stolen. there are many reasons, some legal and some just using the tail end of logic.
You had expelled the poop and therefore you have no further claim to it. In fact the Government probably own it as it has entered their system, even
if it is still on your property. It is Government poop and the Government knows poop, or # as they refer to it, very very well.
If Aliens wanted some poop, they would take it from the treatment works where they could beam up mega tons of the stuff.
The only one problem you have is if they wanted your poop specifically. Possibly to retrieve their micro probes. That would mean that you are an
abductee! Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
I would never notice if they stole mine since I do not do the jump up and admire my poop thingie that you do. In fact, if splash down is so violent
that it makes you leap off the throne, you should consider a change of diet.
Lastly, splashdowns often indicate a type of buoyant poop that may splash down and sneak around the bend on its way to the surface. That poop is
likely having a giggle as it beat you in a game of hide and seek.