-Sometimes I wish I had a regenerative burrito for a hand. It would make simple tasks difficult but would be delicious. I could also solve world
-Why do women always say "nothing" when you ask them what is wrong, even when something is clearly wrong? Why do the same rules not apply when men do
it to them?
-Sometimes I think I would prefer it if I were never born. Then I think it would be terrible because my daughter wouldn't have been born, and she is
freaking awesome. Then I wonder if we really have a purpose or if each of us are completely insignificant. All I know is my little girl is significant
to me and many others. Maybe I am too?
-If pluto isn't a planet, are midgets really people?
-Why did I spend 12 years in what to me was a socially torturous process (public school) learning about a bunch of stuff I either already knew, or
ended up forgetting?
-Speaking of school, I always wonder what I would have done with my life if my grade 5 teacher wouldn't have crushed my dreams and told me I would end
up digging ditches for a living. I wanted to be a fighter pilot from the time I came out of my mothers womb. I lived and breathed fighter planes for
the first 10 years of my life. Then I met him. Am I flying an f-18 in some alternate universe right now?
-Speaking of alternate universes, are there an endless number of me's out there having way more fun than I am right now? How high up in the food chain
of me's am I?
-Can you get drunk off an IV or would you die?
-I miss playing guitar. I quit because I hung out with too many guys that thought they were gods gift to rock guitar. I should start playing again. I
was pretty good.
-What is on the other side of a black hole?
-wtf are quasars? I mean I know what the definition is, but how the hell do quasars form?
-If a woman falls in the forest, and there isn't a man around to hear her, does she complain?
-I don't regret experimenting in my youth. I may have lost a few brain cells in the process but I wouldn't trade it for the world.
-I regret not going to college sooner. I also regret not getting my drivers license sooner, or taking my life seriously sooner, or figuring out what I
want to do for a living sooner. I'm still not sure about that last part.
-I wish God would talk to me occasionally. I'm kind of a dick though, so I don't really blame him. I don't even talk to my friends anymore. They're
-Unleavened bread is amazing. Look up a recipe for "Roti" and try it with a yellow chicken curry. AMAZING. I like Indian food. Sometimes I wish I were
an East Indian person so I could have a mom that makes badass Indian food.
-I miss playing with legos. Maybe this is why I enjoy 3d modeling. I think I enjoy 3d animation more though. But I hate rigging. #&@$ rigging. Also,
$&*@ UV mapping.
-Video games are awesome but they don't give me the joy they once did. Am I getting old or are video games just predictable and suck now?
-I often wish I lived in the U.S. I like Americans, and I like the way they are passionate about their freedoms. I also often wish I lived in
Vancouver and have thought about moving there for well over 15 years now, but then I get paranoid that it's going to end up under water due to some
big earthquake. Is fear running my life? Would I have been happier if I had just went?
*edit to add:
-I love this thread. Great idea. Stream of consciousness ftw.
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