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How God looks to Atheists who read the Bible
Posted 1 days ago
Warning: There's a bit of strong language in a few places. This is a series of Insane Wolf memes that show the general attitude to various things about God that might come up for Atheists when reading the Bible. I'm even a Theist, and I thought it was...

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Teachers really do care...
Posted 3 days ago, with 7 member flags
I found this video while surfing youtube. I found it to have some truth... Enjoy
Grandma still drives
Posted 2 days ago, with 4 member flags
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went...
*BREAKING* Aliens set to take over!!!!!
Posted 4 days ago, with 3 member flags
I was minding my own business, going about the usual mundane tasks around the yard today, when a little something caught...
What is REALLY in the Wikileaks Insurance File?
Posted 4 days ago, with 2 member flags
This is an old article...but I hadn't seen it before, and I thought it was worth sharing! Here's what I assume will...

Obama Blasts Obama's Evasive Stance On Gay Marriage
Posted 4 days ago, with 1 member replies
I love the onion. This made me lmao... enjoy
Occupy Event ends in tragedy!!!
Posted 1 days ago, with 1 member replies
According to reports, an occupy movement in the midwest has ended in the death of one of the occupiers. Nope, your not...
The Funeral Procession
Posted 1 days ago, with 1 member replies
Although I love my wife and actually like and respect my mother in law [No, they're not looking over my shoulder] I thought...

Strange guys in my home today. (you may want to read this!)
Posted on Apr 28, 2012, with 43 flags
Hi. So this morning I called my girlfriend and invited her over to go swimming and then out for...
"Above Top Secret" is the feature article on Uncyclopedia right now and all day tomorrow
Posted on Apr 16, 2012, with 9 flags
"Above Top Secret" is the feature article on Uncyclopedia's main page right nowl, and all day tomorrow....
Very spooky 911 call. Don't listen if you're alone. But you will anyway...
Posted on May 4, 2012, with 9 flags
Ya so it's Friday night and I'm chillin at home trying to spook myself with YT ghosts and I came across...
Vinnie and the Tomato Garden
Posted on Apr 18, 2012, with 6 flags
This old fellow in Jersey writes a letter to his only son, Vinnie, who's serving time in prison. Vinnie,...
Texas speeding ticket...lol..
Posted 6 days ago, with 6 flags
Top This One for a Speeding Ticket in Kingsville, Tx, Two Texas Highway Patrol Officers were conducting...
ATC jokes
Posted on Apr 17, 2012, with 5 flags
These are probably old, but I've just received them from a colleague of mine & I'm sure there's someone...
Mars: 1 Earth: 0
Posted on Apr 29, 2012, with 5 flags
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They Do Walk Among Us
Posted on Apr 30, 2012, with 5 flags
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The cashier rang up $46.64...

scientist have it all wrong..... i think
Posted on Apr 17, 2012, with 93 replies
when we look at a distant gallaxy we are not looking in to the past , but the present. the light from...
Mummified 'alien' arm for sale on ebay LMAO
Posted on May 7, 2012, with 30 replies
I found this while looking at props on Ebay, I died laughing:
Fox News Wins Pulitzer for Fiction!
Posted on Apr 17, 2012, with 16 replies
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To Be 6 Again!
Posted on Apr 20, 2012, with 11 replies
To Be 6 Again! A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at...
The Laws Of Chuck Norris
Posted on Apr 21, 2012, with 10 replies
Here are the laws of Chuck Norris, as follows. Enjoy 1. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is...
Why I'm not voting for Ron Paul
Posted on May 9, 2012, with 9 replies
"I'm not voting for Ron Paul because his supporters are so annoying." Everyone here has heard it,...
How to Troll a Monkey (1:27 short Video)
Posted on Apr 28, 2012, with 8 replies
Nobody likes to get shafted!
The Greatest truth of All the Universe Is in The Palm of My Hand...
Posted on Apr 23, 2012, with 6 replies
The Greatest truth of All the Universe Is in The Palm of My Hand. It has an iridescence to it. It Is...

Cats are Alien Camcorders!
Posted on Oct 21, 2011, with 200 flags
President Obama To Resign Over Conspiracy Theories
Posted on Apr 1, 2010, with 117 flags
I have to share this(funny)
Posted on Sep 16, 2009, with 91 flags
Disinfo agent identified on ATS!
Posted on Apr 1, 2011, with 89 flags
This is it.
Posted on Apr 11, 2012, with 75 flags
Newest ANONYMOUS video "how they will save the world."
Posted on Jul 14, 2011, with 70 flags
I am Not a Scientist
Posted on Jun 27, 2011, with 65 flags
Ok, I'm officially BAD!
Posted on Jul 21, 2010, with 62 flags
ATS Members dating profile pages revealed!!!
Posted on Jul 12, 2011, with 53 flags
Mystery celestial body passes in front of sun!!
Posted on Feb 22, 2012, with 52 flags
50 Symptoms of ATS Syndrome! Are YOU Infected?
Posted on Jan 4, 2011, with 51 flags
BREAKING: Rick Perry Wins ATS Republican Straw Poll
Posted on Aug 16, 2011, with 50 flags
They sent my CENSUS back???
Posted on Jul 29, 2011, with 41 flags
ATS Member CONFIRMED dis-info agent
Posted on Apr 1, 2010, with 38 flags
Very funny, TRUE court room exchanges
Posted on Jul 26, 2011, with 37 flags
Funny ATS Quotes and The things that make you go hmmm!
Posted on Jan 14, 2011, with 33 flags
america is done for, posting from bunker
Posted on Mar 24, 2010, with 31 flags
Obama Psalm: 2010
Posted on Mar 29, 2010, with 30 flags
9 Words Women Use (and men need to know)
Posted on Jun 23, 2011, with 29 flags
Things women should know about men
Posted on Dec 21, 2011, with 29 flags
The Funniest thing I have EVER read in my life-U will cry
Posted on Dec 1, 2011, with 28 flags
Are you a Fundamentalist Christian? Top ten signs!?
Posted on Feb 9, 2012, with 27 flags
If the mods recorded music and made albums
Posted on Feb 3, 2010, with 26 flags
Obama pranked by Ron Paul supporter *PIC*
Posted on Dec 29, 2011, with 26 flags
Game = only answer this thread in movie quotes
Posted on May 12, 2010, with 293 replies
Michael Moore is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fat....
Posted on Oct 9, 2011, with 171 replies
Blue parasol picture in a catalogue
Posted on Nov 25, 2009, with 131 replies
Riddle me this, the endisnighe Riddle Thread
Posted on Mar 11, 2010, with 131 replies
Ask JaxonRoberts!
Posted on Feb 17, 2011, with 130 replies
Will you sacrifice your pets?
Posted on Aug 7, 2011, with 120 replies
I Am Hitlers Baby
Posted on Apr 9, 2012, with 109 replies
ATS Unleashed: Joke of the Week!
Posted on Nov 14, 2010, with 108 replies
I am "BOB" The humanoid creature. Ask me anything.
Posted on Jul 10, 2011, with 101 replies
Man attacked by Moon???? Alien Abduction? Bizarre!
Posted on Apr 7, 2012, with 101 replies
A Secret for A Secret 'Woman'
Posted on May 29, 2011, with 85 replies
I am back! Here is my alien ufo video
Posted on Jan 8, 2010, with 81 replies
Anonymous to perpetrate UFO hoax!
Posted on Aug 6, 2010, with 81 replies
Will you eat your family?
Posted on Aug 7, 2011, with 80 replies
Disclosure In The Next 48 Hours!!!
Posted on Oct 8, 2010, with 75 replies
20 Minutes until EARTH-SHATTERING EVENT!
Posted on Mar 21, 2012, with 71 replies
New Google Maps Update! Amazing!
Posted on Mar 31, 2012, with 61 replies
LAME jokes...the THREAD!!
Posted on Feb 25, 2012, with 58 replies
What are you feeding aliens when they visit your home?
Posted on Mar 30, 2012, with 58 replies
1-3x4+7=?
Posted on Oct 12, 2010, with 57 replies
New ATS Owner Wants Input
Posted on Apr 1, 2012, with 57 replies
Is Stereologist Skeptic Overlord In Disguise?
Posted on Aug 13, 2011, with 56 replies
Misquote thread
Posted on Jan 2, 2010, with 54 replies
An article about ATS on Uncyclopedia, the satire site!
Posted on Apr 4, 2012, with 54 replies
I have important information for you
Posted on Jan 18, 2010, with 53 replies
Why wont Obama show us his belly button?
Posted on Apr 2, 2011, with 52 replies
How do non Americans poke fun at Americans?
Posted on Mar 11, 2012, with 52 replies
You might be addicted to ATS (or BTS) if…
Posted on Oct 10, 2009, with 49 replies


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